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Why am I not hearing anything about the Tr*mp pump and dump? Are we assuming his family and friends /aren’t/ in on this market manipulation?

I didn't FA but I am FOing :(

The context doesn’t even matter bc ya

Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.

yikes

The goalpost constantly movies for their godking.

Definitely in my top 3 ;) But seriously I've enjoyed all three and had a good time all season, if a little longing perhaps towards the end.

(I thought this season of White Lotus was great)

It was a mixed bag at #TwoStepInn - on one hand, saw Alan Jackson play his last Texas show, which was amazing, while on the other hand, waited 90 minutes to get in and they paused the show because Alan wanted them to open the floor to dance, and #LiveNation told him no. Live Nation is a cancer.

Almost died of cringe at Two Step because these zoomer college kids were smoking Marlboros and taking selfies with said cigs like hehe we’re so edgy - spare me, smoker lung

there's no evidence of this -- they're just throwing stuff at the wall to see if it sticks

Trade war Measles Deportations 3 big failures happening right now Are we great again? 🤔

It’s unbelievably dumb and naive to want to rely only on your country in a global economy. Like fundamentals of policy understanding.

I guess my insurance has just given up on trying to get my meds to me. 6 months post diagnosis and no meds. Thanks, Cigna! Thanks, Aggie CEO!

"Adding to the inanity, the government argued in court that the fact that many of these men don’t have criminal records is precisely why they’re dangerous."

My favorite thing about this Statham era is it’s like the Arnold era where we didn’t need any explanation as to why this guy with a foreign accent is doing America things. Just let him cook (shoot and break things)

It has never made sense to me why we build ourselves castles in this country when so many are homeless or close to it

Post a fictional character you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: No villains

The insurmountable power of the federal government being rallied in defense of the president's paymaster. It's honestly a bit on-the-nose.

I will watch anything the Beekeeper guy puts Statham in. A Working Man. Sure. I’m in.

he looks like he just finished his last werther's

Schumer - old, bland, a joke Pelosi - old, washed Jeffries - loaf of bread we need uh real human beings with something between their ears and something along the middle of their backs

I fell down the "Audit the Audit" rabbit hole on YouTube...it's basically detailed analysis of "constitutional auditors" who are kind of like living bait cars for LEOs who don't know the law

I’ve got an ocean front litter box in Arizona to sell to this guy

Oof SNL rough tonight

One of the real bummers about this whole US/Ukraine situation is that most Americans probably have little to no idea about the very serious and frightening foundations of the situation Ukraine is in…

Noah Wyle is COOKing in the Pitt

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

My takeaway from @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social’s pod with @karaswisher.bsky.social is uhhh based on those focus groups uhhh we’re cooked, as the kids are saying

RFK Jr is either IGNORANT or a LIAR. The two measles deaths — both unvaccinated children — in Texas announced today are actually the FIRST deaths attributed to the disease in the U.S. since 2015.

El*n is literally just doing an Andy arrives at Dunder Scranton and I’m just waiting for Orange Mike to get tired of it