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*president is constipated* markets boo, dow falls 30% *president took some laxatives* markets cheer, dow up 50% *president hasn't left the bathroom in 48 hours* markets confused, toilet stocks up 5000% *president emerges, declares bathrooms are battlefields* raytheon acquires big toilet for $150B

It’s disgusting what they get away with.

It was funny. They nailed the vibe.

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L - The official photo from the Kremlin of US Special Envoy @SteveWitkoff putting his hand over his heart as he greets his friend Vladimir Putin again this week. R - Putin’s latest missile attack killing at least 21 people, including 7 children, on Palm Sunday. Putin’s stooge.

Amazing!

America’s system of chattel slavery is very recent history and has been reformatted via the 13th Amendment and the U.S. system of the mass incarceration of Black people.

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WATCH: “Bo, you made your own caucus members cry. Proud of yourself?” Kanew asks @SenBoWatson about his ugly bill to keep undocumented kids out of schools. (+ @VoteDawn @janicebowlingtn @SenJohnson) As @ltgovmcnally bans us from a presser again & a sergeant-at-arms gets handsy

Yep

Let’s do some frauds!!

A large portion of the US can’t read past a 6th grade level, this shouldn’t surprise anyone.

Art of the deal or some shit I guess.

When my preschool students act mean, rude, obnoxious, or selfish, we teach them that when you act that way, no one will want to play with you. This is why preschool and the First Five are so important.

Do we really have to show the poor family from Spain plummet to their death over and over on the news? Do we lack all decency anymore? An entire family with three children died. Have some fucking respect. @newsnation.bsky.social

🎯 🎯 🎯 graphic courtesy @pleightx.bsky.social

He’s always doing shit way worse than we realize.

Which one is from your state?

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