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He/Him Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan man so smooth in a world so rough
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This is the modern conservative. Public displays of hatred & bigotry, cheekily disguised, because they're too chickenshit to stand on business. The OK symbol. "Let's Go Brandon". Roman salutes.

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How long till he just fires any Supreme Court justices he doesn't like?

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I love the lyrical sound of the British idiom "horses for courses" so much. Though I'm not quite sure how to use it, so I just use it all the time regardless of context. Hopefully it right sometimes.

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Added a faux inlay to this dresser because it was missing some zazz #artdeco #furnituresky

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Pour one out for fans of orange rayon shorts over nylons & white Keds

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These guys look AI generated themselves

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I figured out how I'm going to get rich: Male Polish. It's just regular nail polish, but for men. The colors will have names like charred denim, lumber stank, and sea-dude. The applicator will look like a brush for bbq marinade

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a game of horseshoes A GAME OF HORSESHOES

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James Dolan let me play Skyrim in The Las Vegas Sphere you coward

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Touching tips with your own tie is crazy

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Just making sure everyone who told us Biden can't do X or his DOJ can't do X, there are rules you need to follow please stfu

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Amazon/MGM has purchased the rights to the Extended Barry Lyndon Universe

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When you find the perfect show to binge together

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Female character that you love

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This. In response to a dumb anti-beets skeet. We are so back.

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you don't know any billionaires nobody you know knows any billionaires nobody you know knows anybody who knows any billionaires i promise you don't need to defend them focus on finding common ground with the overwhelming number in the outgroup you belong to

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I say this quietly to myself every time I skeet.

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If you formed a strong opinion on something before your brain fully developed, it's your duty as an adult to revisit & reflect on that stance. Except beets. It's forever "fuck beets".

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As the US is now a de facto monarchy it might be useful (and fun!) to familiarise Americans with the wide range of royal options available, all the way from rotten in the state of Denmark to fresh (and hilarious!) in Bel Air. In this seventeen part podcast I will

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What people don't understand that somehow this will make billionaires into extra double bubble billionaires so it's a completely necessary thing to do.

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Happy tenth birthday to a real one

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I'm a realist.

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Entered an Art Deco Furniture Challenge on IG and chose the cheapest non-vintage knockoff piece (not on purpose). Thought for sure these water/grease rings were permanent & the veneer had no life left. #furnituresky #artdeco

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If your favorite band gave you 2.5 great albums you have won at life.

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How are there 4 fucking Bridget Jones movies but we only got one CLUE?

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good morning only to the background extra doing amazing "impatient customer" work in The Watermelon Woman

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Watching Flow and my cat is absolutely loving it

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God, it smells like Twitter in here.

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Waiting for my name to be called at the open mic

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according to my memory, anything that has happened since 2020 happened either 10 years ago or just yesterday

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Goddamn. Gonna need just one win for the good guys in 2025.

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TODAY'S INACTIVES: Player: Me Injury: strained left rhomboid Cause: Reached into the refrigerator the wrong way

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First guy writing alt text: There are some handprints, outlined in red, on a limestone cave wall. Not bad, considering there hasn't been art before

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