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Hit me songs with 10/10 vocal performances. Performances you would put on a playlist called “vocal performances that make you go GOT DAMN”.

Best on best international hockey is pretty neat

Siri play “centerfield”

Friends, As we wake to snow in the Willamette Valley, a courtesy reminder that this triggers clause 4B of the All Dogs Go To Isaac bylaws, please do be sure to send pictures and videos of your dogs enjoying the snow as soon as possible. Regards, Isaac

C- from both teams tbh

I want to speak with the manager of whoever settled on an 8 PM tip for a weeknight game

Do you think Hank the buffalo and Limu Emu are friends?

Alright time to watch drake get called a pedophile in front of like 3 billion people

Alright time to watch drake get called a pedophile in front of like 3 billion people

Well that’s alarming (My building is secure, I’m safe.)

The Dana Altman Experience ™️

I upped the hat game today

Oregon is a hockey school

Patrick Mahomes looks like the bad guy in a snowboard movie

Happy Slade Day

W ⬇️

OH from behind me “I’m gonna post him, at him, and then block him” Idk what you did bro but it sounds like you done goofed

This is not a great stat

Less than a third of the student section is turning their back to the huskies, I am outraged

Bueller?

Proposal: airport drug dogs work in teams of two, one on duty at a time. That way you can pet one of them.

Let’s, and I can’t stress this enough, FUCKING, go

I have an extra ticket for duck basketball tomorrow, free to a good duck home you just gotta tolerate sitting next to me

Home

And as I wait for my windshield to defrost, one final shout out to the rink staff here. They are always top notch, super welcoming and super helpful. “Above and beyond” would sell them short.

Make it two straight sweeps for the Ducks, who improve to 6-6 on the season. They’ll have Maryville, Mckendre and Duquesne next at a showcase in Maryville. Oregon has never lost in Bend, but this was the first time they faced M1 opposition at the Pavillion

Happiness is a leisurely skate around an outdoor rink

My office for the weekend

I’m currently watching a tiny toddler pet a dog for possibly the first time and the dog is being such a sweet patient angle and the kiddo is being so curious but respectful and they’re both so cute and oh my god my heart is exploding

Which route to bend?

The out of office response is ON, it is officially Ducks Hockey In Bend weekend

ALEXA PLAY FREEBIRD

Everyone who stayed for 40 minutes tonight should get a voucher for beer on the way out

Seven point game at halftime…. Double you oh oh eff.

Yes

Can we don’t with shout when we’re down 30?

Is three missed dunks in warmups an omen?

Basketball game dead again with no band

The limu emu backstory commercial cheered me up a little.