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A DJ who lives on the corner. Self-proclaimed King of Yacht Rock on YouTube. Former professional radio DJ. Big fan of MST3K (and offshoots), MCU, Brian Posehn's Nerd Poker, Threedom, and UTZ cheese balls. CornerDJ.com Patreon.com/CornerDJ

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The only King I acknowledge

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Thanks to Republicans, it's perfectly acceptable to "STAND YOR GROUND"

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For those who do not have access or care to go to Twitter for the video, here is the video of the U.S. Secretary of the Army stating that there is currently a soldier on the moon:

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(Barenaked Ladies music) Lying in bed because Brian Wilson's dead

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Interesting to note the difference in LEO response to legal immigrants doing nothing wrong (other than being brown) vs their response to school shootings.

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If I were confined to a wheelchair, I absolutely would go as Capt. Pike every year for Halloween.

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I start every day by perusing several online news sources. There is virtually ZERO coverage of these protests. The national media is afraid to report anti-ICE news because they've been threatened with losing the standard access given to the press. [see "chilling effect"]

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I work PT at a chain hardware store. A customer approached me today and asked "Where's your caulk?" Soooo many sarcastic / inappropriate replies flashed through my mind. 🍆

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The protective gear authorities need when kidnapping a child to deport them

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Doesn't look like we're going to get a second season of The Feather and Father Gang

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If I say "Lisa, you don't win friends with salad." and you immediately start singing, we can be friends.

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OK, seriously... What is up with the chompers on the new Trivago guy? Those teeth are so big [insert joke here]

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Doesn't look like we're going to get that second season of "The Powers of Matthew Star."

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headline construction masterclass

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I gotta get some glue traps. Looks like I've got Borrowers again.

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My mother when I was a kid: "You eat what's on your plate! I'm not making a special meal just for you!" My mother now: "I can't eat that. You have to make a special meal just for me."

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There's a Tremfya commercial that begins with "Like a relentless weed..." I never hear the rest because my brain immediately responds with Homer Simpsons voice saying "Mmmm, relentless weed."

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MST3K quip that makes me laugh out loud every time: "Don't use your wheelchair as a crutch."

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Yes, I know it's flawed. Yes, I know David Lynch disavows it. But goddammit, I love DUNE (1984)!

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Bird feeder skills 💯 Source: Debbie Munson

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Happy Memorial Day weekend! I just uploaded Season 1 (ten episodes) of 70's Soft Rock to my Patreon channel for subscribers only! Patreon.com/CornerDJ

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The only King I acknowledge

Thanks to Republicans, it's perfectly acceptable to "STAND YOR GROUND"

For those who do not have access or care to go to Twitter for the video, here is the video of the U.S. Secretary of the Army stating that there is currently a soldier on the moon:

(Barenaked Ladies music) Lying in bed because Brian Wilson's dead

Interesting to note the difference in LEO response to legal immigrants doing nothing wrong (other than being brown) vs their response to school shootings.

If I were confined to a wheelchair, I absolutely would go as Capt. Pike every year for Halloween.

I start every day by perusing several online news sources. There is virtually ZERO coverage of these protests. The national media is afraid to report anti-ICE news because they've been threatened with losing the standard access given to the press. [see "chilling effect"]

I work PT at a chain hardware store. A customer approached me today and asked "Where's your caulk?" Soooo many sarcastic / inappropriate replies flashed through my mind. 🍆

The protective gear authorities need when kidnapping a child to deport them

Doesn't look like we're going to get a second season of The Feather and Father Gang

If I say "Lisa, you don't win friends with salad." and you immediately start singing, we can be friends.

OK, seriously... What is up with the chompers on the new Trivago guy? Those teeth are so big [insert joke here]

Doesn't look like we're going to get that second season of "The Powers of Matthew Star."

headline construction masterclass

I gotta get some glue traps. Looks like I've got Borrowers again.

My mother when I was a kid: "You eat what's on your plate! I'm not making a special meal just for you!" My mother now: "I can't eat that. You have to make a special meal just for me."

There's a Tremfya commercial that begins with "Like a relentless weed..." I never hear the rest because my brain immediately responds with Homer Simpsons voice saying "Mmmm, relentless weed."

MST3K quip that makes me laugh out loud every time: "Don't use your wheelchair as a crutch."

Yes, I know it's flawed. Yes, I know David Lynch disavows it. But goddammit, I love DUNE (1984)!

Bird feeder skills 💯 Source: Debbie Munson

Happy Memorial Day weekend! I just uploaded Season 1 (ten episodes) of 70's Soft Rock to my Patreon channel for subscribers only! Patreon.com/CornerDJ

Me: Hmm, never tried GasBuddy. Let's see... GB: Go to this place. It's $2.84. Me: [Gets there and it's $3.20] 🤷‍♂️

Quiet Riot opening for Loverboy in 1982. (No explanation needed.)

A gathering of stoners = a graveling

Is Palpatine actually an old Jewish woman?