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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
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Just burned my jazz hand on the Dutch Oven

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Mael Brooks

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I don’t hate you for your freedom, I hate you for putting a lift kit on your Kia Soul

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ZOOKEEPER: The inland Taipan snake can kill a human in only 45 minutes. ME: *way too loud* THAT'S VENOMENAL. ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here?

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Me driving to Tucson right after I moved to AZ after mostly living on east coast: “You mean, we leave our village and then… nothing? For miles? Like nothing? Then We hit another village?”

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Went to the range for the first time in 32 years, today. Didn’t like. Made me sad. Go to the range though.

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So we’re up to at least three sieg heils then I guess. Put your boots on.

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Dear Secretary-General of the United Nations. Football's "Touchdown" and Rugby's "Try" are ill-fitting names and better describe eachother. Please make them switch. I am not a crackpot

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Bundi Aki looks like he's been in several wars 😂 #WALvIRE

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Tackles first half: England: 73 Scotland: 43. Scotland is playing. England lineouts not great

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Oh my goodness Ireland! What a try!! A stunning cross-field kick to James Lowe! Jamie Osborne is there to collect the ball and score!!

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I’m starting a YouTube channel where I find a random interesting spot on google maps, go there, and hang out with your mom.

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I mean, I usually don’t go for that Tex Mex stuff but I’ll eat me a chimichanga

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The serum worked. My size is incredible. This is a giant orange, puny humans

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turned my resume into an NFT. employer said "this is a picture of donkey kong holding a gun" i said "exactly." I start monday

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Peter Cetera just showed up at my work, slapped me in the face, told me he’s my real dad, then explained in great detail what a huge disappoint I am. :(

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More like Laissez Fear

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This post killed in the original Cyrillic

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I’ll see you guys at jai alai practice

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Can’t make it. Me and the fellas are testing our bite strength

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Me and the fellas used to get all hopped up on Retsyn. Those were crazy days.

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I’m gonna start taking screen grabs from classmates dotcom and post them here to let everyone know what’s happening

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When I was a kid, my mother’s favorite game to play when we were out on the boat was chaining me to a cinder block and then throwing it overboard.

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Happy Birthday to Kristy Marlana Wallace aka Poison Ivy Rorschach, born today 29.02. 1953 in San Bernardino, California

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Poison Ivy, The Cramps

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4 nations? I’m sorry, haven’t heard of it I only follow the 6 nations

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never meet your heroes betty crocker stole my brownie recipe and my husband

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Just had a first call consulting w a Canadian company. As we talked EV charging stuff he was reticent about something. Turns out he was too nice to say “your effing prez is not only jacking up your EV markets he’s affecting ours, as well as the capital community.” It’s okay to let us have it.

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Gonna be a little late. Me and my GI are having a violent argument over a succulent Chinese Meal

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I’d move to Spain but I’m not messing with that vos.

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This is my son Meconium. I love him but sometimes he’s a little shit

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Well in my lab we call them emotionally challengedigrades

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Every picture tells a story. For example, the story behind a lot of people's selfies is, "I don't clean my bathroom."

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