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Producer of Podcasts 🛎️ Count The Dings: bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🎞️ Cinephobe: apple.co/3ufjje5 🪬 Basketball Illuminati: apple.co/3K0tlW2 🏡 House of Strauss
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New Cinephobe! ⚖️🚨Out For Justice🚨⚖️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social always wanted to be wise guys, whoda ever thought they'd become podcasters, eh? They know the neighborhood better than anybody else, and that's why they gotta record this episode their way.

COCKTAIL Rewatchington MONDAY 2/24 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET Join @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social for the movie that's perfume going in, but sewage coming out. 🛎️Patreon Exclusive Event🛎️bit.ly/3J6cOzB🛎️

Severance & Yellowjackets have turned Thursday night into quite a double header. Both episodes delivered tonight.

My special "Comfort Beyond God's Foresight" is out on YouTube, for free, right now! Give it watch, I think you'll love it. Likes and comments are also so helpful. If you have a spare second, that would rule! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...

New Cinephobe! 🇪🇸📹Vantage Point📹🇪🇸 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are rewinding the pod back to the beginning every fifteen minutes to see if they can figure out who shot the president from a different perspective.

Cinephobe Unlocked! 💌💝Valentine's Day💝💌 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are each other's valentines in this romantic episode for all your lovers out there. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 💘🇫🇷From Paris With Love🇫🇷💘 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are picking up their new podcasting partner, John Travolta, who returns after a 100+ episode absence with a shaved head, jet black goatee and enough cocaine to fill the Seine.

Oh this is a real nice pick up for the Lakers. Williams is a great center to pair with Luka PnRs. Great move from the Hornets, Knecht is going to have a long career as a shooter in the league, the 2031 unprotected pick and the 2030 pick swap. Shooting will be an issue for the Lakers though.

@talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social I think Seagal’s hog’s ponytail is at B…don’t ask me why or how, it just is.

New Cinephobe! 🎥🏧Hard To Kill🏧🎥 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are even more Harder To Kill after coming out of a seven year coma, banging Kelly LeBrock and running up a hill with their arms flailing about. You can take that to the bank.

🚨NEW EPISODE! Part 1 of our ROAD TO DOOMSDAY series! @anthonycanton3.bsky.social & @jakechristie.bsky.social discuss the current State of the Avengers with @cornpuzzle.bsky.social APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mar… SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/1wd2LT��� YT: youtu.be/YGrtbz3xItE?si…

Young Frank Dux in Bloodsport & the #cinephobe podcast @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social

My 2024 Golden dumpster of 2024. @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

"I've never had a Cinephobe movie recommend another Cinephobe movie to me like this." This @cornpuzzle.bsky.social quote is the greatest PHILE of all time. @cinephobe.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social Zach, can you get a couple of this movie's quotes into tomorrow's Bounce?

Thank god for #Cinephobe @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social

Hey @talkhoops.bsky.social, how do you get to Carnegie Hall? @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social

Cleaning out my mom's house since she's moved into hospice. Catching up on Cinephobe is the only thing keeping me going. @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social seriously saving my mind. Big Daddy Mars.... had to set the box I was carrying down.

I would have gone “Equatin Manning” over “Calculatin Manning”

New Cinephobe! 🪙🦇Batman Forever🦇🪙 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social have been sitting in court wearing their Batman outfits for hours. 🍎 apple.co/4eEIsTp RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 spoti.fi/3V5Smqm Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Respect the boulevard @darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

I've listened to the Mighty Ducks 2 episode of Cinephobe no fewer than 10 times this year It's an instant classic @darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social