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Normal ass person. Trans. Michigander. Lovable schlub.
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I have three bottles of champagne set aside. One for her, one for the oligarch, and one for the dictator. And I intend to live to drink all three.

Here’s “Basket Case” except it’s about why you shouldn’t use Face ID or a thumbprint to unlock your phone

@marisakabas.bsky.social identifies seven GOP reps who were welcomed to tour Trump's concentration camp the day before they refused Van Hollen entry: Ron Estes (KS) Kevin Hern (OK) Mike Kennedy (UT) Carol Miller (WV) Riley Moore (WV) Jason Smith (MO) Claudia Tenney (NY)

Thank you to GQ and @ellyfishman.bsky.social for letting me rant about democracy, antifascism, and Elon Musk’s loser energy: www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...

New from 404 Media: we've obtained a leak from inside Palantir describing Palantir's plan to help ICE find people to deport. Includes peoples' location. Palantir is expecting a backlash, preparing comments for employees to tell their family. Says ICE "mature partner" www.404media.co/leaked-palan...

🚨WATCH | The charred bodies of 5 Abu Al-Roos family children—burned alive in a U.S.-Israeli strike on a tent shelter in Gaza’s Al-Mawasi “safe zone.” Their plastic and nylon tents ignited instantly. 15 killed in total, including a child with special needs.

“foreign visa holding rioters and faculty” Yes, “and faculty”, if you are wondering who are next in line

Well, hey, no seed oils or food dyes in romaine lettuce, so nothing to talk about.

It comes for us: www.mlive.com/news/flint/2...

I got into Harry Potter as a teen before it blew up - my mom was a librarian and gave me the first one to read I loved them for a long time JK Rowling is a fascist TERF who wants to kill my friends and she and the entire series can go to hell, she’ll never see a cent from me again

This is the same perverse Nazi logic that led Hans Asperger to distinguish between Autism and Asperger's Syndrome: those children who would be killed and those who would be used. Don't get bogged down in arguments about ability or humanity. These are overtures to genocide.

RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is

This would be a good time to be able to access that real-time federal spending database the Trump administration took down a couple weeks ago.

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The Onion uncovers what’s inside Elon Musk’s $35 million Texas compound. Explore Elon Musk's entire compound here: theonion.com/inside-elon-...

Is it possible defining 'woman' is, in and of itself, a reactionary liberal move that allows power to police boundaries of abjection, control and social positioning

Is this a joke? You control Congress and the White House. If the laws are insufficient to your task, pass new laws consistent with our Constitution. That’s our system. You don’t just ignore the laws because you’re frustrated.

Trump is using economic blackmail to force the UK to repeal all protections for LGBTQ people. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Be right, and be alive long enough to rub it in everyone’s faces.

1. I am raising the alarm: If you are a transgender adult, your care is under threat by President Trump. You should prepare for severe supply disruptions and policies that amount to potential bans. The latest CMS letter indicates an expansion to target adults. Subscribe to support my reporting.

Israel has attacked Yarmouk stadium in Gaza city, where thousands of forcibly displaced Palestinians have taken shelter.

It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.

Tariffs are working great. No notes.

HHS set up a snitch line to report trans kids and their providers. You know what to do... www.hhs.gov/protect-kids...

This is so fucked

“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.

Who wants to join together to become a “grocery store” so we can actually afford food?

This just keeps getting better. 😍 "Is there...a deep and abiding sense of dread that accompanies every moment? Are you worried that you're enabling the fall of democracy?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQOv... #teslaregretsyndrome #trs #TeslaTakedown #Tesla #elonmusk #MuskMustFall

"Within minutes after DOGE accessed the NLRB's systems, someone with an IP address in Russia started trying to log in ... Whoever was attempting to log in was using one of the newly created DOGE accounts — and the person had the correct username and password"

Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.

another bad day for JD Vance

Masked ICE terrorists did this to Tufts PhD student Rümeysa Öztürk after kidnapping her because she wrote an op-ed: www.cnn.com/2025/04/14/u...

We are deporting the criminal immigrants -> we are deporting immigrants -> we are deporting American criminals -> we are deporting Americans.

This was my classmate. He was a student in my ethics class, and we used to sit next to each other. Most dedicated person in the class to legitimate justice for all people. He legitimately cared. I am so horribly heartbroken

I know you aren't going to want to hear this but the reason the system can deport Mahmoud Khalil and send Kilmar Abrego Garcia to El Salvador is that for years we've been executing factually innocent people like Marcellus Williams and sending legally innocent people to places like Riker's Island.

how far do you retreat from whats important to you before youre no longer yourself

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

The Trump admin has just detained Mohsen Mahdawi, who: –has green card –was Columbia Buddhist club president –saw his best friend shot & killed by Israeli soldier –said "we are against antisemitism because antisemitism is a form of injustice, and injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"