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An Iron Chef episode where the chairman reveals that the secret ingredient is John Tesh at his keyboard and the whole meal is prepared, eaten, and judged to an endless loop of Roundball Rock

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The average American has 3 friends

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Me in my window seat, caught up in a carefully written novel with thoughtful character development that validates truths about human existance You: I THINK THIS IS MY FIFTH OR SIXTH TIME GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS. THEY HAVE THE BEST TEX MEX.

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Henry Blodget booting up his computer

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Mike Tomlin is one of the most popular Steelers head coaches in decades

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Updating my mock Pope draft. Will the conclave gone safe route and pick the old guy from Central European State, or will they reach and take a young talent out of little-known Burundi? Did an impressive Prayer Dash at the Combine elevate Cardinal Varela? Sponsored by InfalliBet

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When you see Faygo Moon Mist spewing from the Sistine Chapel chimney it means the Juggalos have elected a new Shaggy 2 Pope

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Cena learned a lot of acting on the set of Bumblebee

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Drew finishing Priest

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Great Wrestlemania opener. No rest spots in a triple threat. Love to see it.

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Love to eliminate the ounce of prevention because only I have the cure

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cmon rory get it together this is a golf/gilmore girls post

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They never sleep, the tariffs. They are dancing, dancing. The tariffs say they will never die.

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Trump lifts tariffs only for new shipments of NES Power Gloves. “Everybody’s saying how bad it is. They’re saying that bad actually means good.”

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Happy for all the 55 year-old men who get to break out the Flacco merch they got for Christmas in 2023

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Our country was at its strongest around 1900 when tariffs were high, we didn’t have an income tax, and all the best movies were about electrocuting wayward mammals

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Target hoping to break its slump by opening a brokerage

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You don’t understand—most people don’t own stocks! The stock market doesn’t have anything to do with them—it’s a non-issue! Now onto our main story: should trans kids be able to do high school fencing

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The US is going to be like Cuba except instead of marveling at a bunch of well-kept automobiles tourists will walk by and see middle aged men playing their janky Nintendo DS systems

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I can’t be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted they could put together a tariff that would totally destroy the global economy

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The stock market and my local economy doesn’t matter since in a year I’ll hit the Detroit Championship Trifecta

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Before reaching the final line, however, Cory Booker had already understood that he would never leave that room, for it was foreseen that the Senate would be wiped out by the wind and exiled from the memory of men at the precise moment when Booker would finish the filibuster,

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Alex Cross has to run across a war zone while playing a classic board game for 72 consecutive hours in order to save the President’s social media intern. Thrill as you get caught up in the new novel “Crossfire Crossfire”

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Future Trump Cabinet Scandals: Linda McMahon hits “reply all” on email sent to remaining Ed Dept employees and writes “Student Loans should be forgiven for hedge fund managers” Tulsi Gabbard is seen unlocking her phone with the password 1111 Pam Bondi leaves Wikipedia page “Racketeering” in printer

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Also, audits of millionaires? That’s too many dollars to expect anyone to keep track of!

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Are you ok, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water? You’ve barely touched your chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water.

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If UConn pulls this off Dan Hurley better scream at the ref, “Who do you think you are? I am!”

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Can’t believe Severance season 2 ended with Innie Mark asking Outtie Helena how to use the three seashells

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MAGA Relative Righteous Hypocrisy Challenge

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Just placed big money on a “Both teams have fun” parlay

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The JFK files revealed another in a long line of eerie similarities in the most famous presidential assassinations: the books in the depository were all remainder copies of Bill O’Reilly’s Killing Lincoln

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I was radicalized when I beat Metroid and found out that Samus was a woman and I knew that society was telling me that men weren’t good enough to roll around as balls and dodge alien pterodactyls

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I don’t know this “I am Not a Robot” film but if the 5 second clip is true, would totally watch an absurd movie where someone fails the “Identify the motorcycle squares” quiz and then has to run for her life

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Cena sporting black jorts and a really wavy and crooked mustache as he sneaks into a children’s hospital for his first Take-a-Wish

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The only objective people in society are the straight shooters who gather with the fellas every week at Big Al’s Diner and order the same unbiased breakfast special

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Describe your account in 1 Simpsons image

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