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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

New York City is reminding Americans that you don't have to vote for the accused sexual abuser just because he runs for office again.

brad lander primary chuck schumer

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.

BREAKING: The BTs that completely wreck my shit every time I’m heading to the Wind Farm in Death Stranding have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Uma Thurman absolutely SLAYS in this movie.

BREAKING: Chris Chan has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

To be fair way before this he also said "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" and THAT turned out to be some bullshit, as the Human/Fish conflict enters its 25th year of bloodshed.

To think, had Obama roasted the most easily roasted dude ever born at a press dinner in 2011 and now the world ends because of it.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Friendly reminder:

Fairly pissed that the world is ending before we got the A&W Ice Cream Soda Root Beer.

Give Brody King his own MSNBC show where it’s just a camera crew following him to the Fox News studios so he can whip Tyrus’ ass.

I hate 5th century Germanic chieftain Odoacer, the Romans tortured my father.

Welcome to the resistance,The Dodgers

Shout out to the blocklists that took care of this guy for me before I even knew he was here.

I know a lot of folks like this account. But this is a wild, and unhelpful, exaggeration--it's a resistance version of sean spicer. It veers into #resistanceporn and trades accuracy for clout, like other "blue maga" grifters on here. Pls consider finding other sources of inspiration/news/motivation

I told you we’d be back

fuck you make me

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

it doesn't work on jellyfish stings either so at some point you have to conclude there was just a very successful fetishist with a public health column

Pretty neat to think about how the last time a president federalized and sent a group of national guard troops into a state was 60 years ago, sent to protect a civil rights protest, wherein now they’re doing that to protect the gestapo disappearing people.

**taps paragraph from Hunter S. Thompson's Nixon obituary**

Let's be clear what is going on: After Elon correctly confirmed that the Big Ugly Bill would put a bigger hole in the deficit, Stephen Miller incited a panic he wants to use to pass the bill as a promise to impose martial law on Dem cities and states. www.emptywheel.net/2025/06/08/t...

#BlueskyMusicFeed

For anyone showing up to the protests around LA this weekend, please bring supplies. Paper towels, milk, water, snacks, and any extra masks. Wear protective gear like helmets, goggles, full face protection, and heat resistant gloves. The tear gas canisters are hot and will burn

Peter Schiff’s lawyer:

Pro tip for protests - if you’re making a sign make sure you use something sturdy as the sign holder, a dowel rod or a yard stick would be too flimsy and may break or bend in the wind. Use something solid, like a baseball bat or a crowbar. Also make sure your sign is legible!

disney breathing a sigh of relief watching all of this shit going down cause they already got all of andor out and don’t have to put a disclaimer in front of the ghorman massacre episode

Patiently waiting on George W Bush to invade the US because our leaders gassed their own people

Gavin Newsome, struggling to figure out a way to get an AI version of the French scientists that developed tear gas in World War I on his podcast to agree that people shouldn’t be able to breathe sometimes

So they’re clearly trying to force a reaction to justify emergency powers to Chancellor Trump, right?