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Just another day hoping that Elon’s drug dealer decides that today is the day to do the funniest thing ever.

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Absolute truth.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Why does he always look like is skin is made of the same stuff as Chicken Dumplings and just as soggy? Also why does it look like his eyes smell like someone’s mouth who had a chunk of steak stuck in a molar for 3 weeks?

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Elon: “Federal workers, tell me what you did last week.” The answer every federal employee should give:

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Trump signs executive order declaring there are only two sexes: The kind he has with his escorts and the kind he has with his daughter

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Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Mayor: what

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Starting a movement to get someone who doesn’t suck to run the democrats’ social media accounts.

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As a millennial, the phone terrifies me with the idea that people might be calling me to talk, but it comforts me with the idea that I can use it to make myself constantly angry and depressed by looking at the news

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

this is so fucking embarrassing, man, people got mad about burrito taxis and accidentally elected a guy whose favorite star trek character is boba fett

submitted 13 days ago • 94 comments

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

submitted 15 days ago • 82 comments

My ride is here

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Tom Brady: Say No to Hate Snoop: Say No to Hate Kendrick:

submitted 16 days ago • 30 comments

This is a fantastic idea. White conservatives should definitely pick a fight with Kendrick Lamar

submitted 16 days ago • 184 comments

Kendrick really proving that ridicule is praxis

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 16 days ago • 231 comments

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

submitted 16 days ago • 215 comments

[Insert Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit meme]

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The vibe atm in the United States

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This is the 23 year old who currently has access to the entire Treasury payment system, by the way.

submitted 19 days ago • 240 comments

The world is literally doing an apocalypse so I mean this is the absolute perfect time for Buffy to return.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

submitted 22 days ago • 151 comments

If someone shows me a mother picture of those fuckin chuds Elon has destroying the government I’m going to Pokémon evolve into Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds

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If you see this post a gif of how your week has been. No explanations.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

OH CANADA

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Completely unserious party.

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Kevin Nash is one of the funniest people to be a normie NPR liberal, right up there with Axel Rose

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

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Say what you will about George W Bush at least he made it 9 months before planes started falling out of the sky regularly.

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