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cosmickid98.bsky.social
Firefighter Paramedic. Married. Chronically tired. Subaru enthusiast and environmentalist. I like getting lost in the woods, hunting, fishing, and Irish Whiskey.
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My wife isn't pregnant :(

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Rewatching the sopranos and picking up on a lot of shit I missed

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I think my wife is pregnant and I'm real excited but also kinda terrified

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I ❤️ binge drinking

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all i really ask is that a boundless fleet of steel-organic boatwhales, each thousands of feet long, arrive upon our shores in a dizzying, sovereign procession of oceanic militancy, demanding the sea taste my blood and that my living brain be fed to the oldest and wisest shark in the world

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They need to invent an antipsychotic that works and doesn't make you feel worse

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Life would be a lot better if the boys were back in town

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Sh e boutnin on my petni s CRasy style....

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Oh boy 8pm Time to have parasocial relationships with YouTubers

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Oh boy I sure do love 15 degree weather with -2 degree windchill. I sure do love frostbite. Yippee.

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They should invent a Black Lab puppy that doesn't stand in between your feet like a limp noodle when you're carrying a bowl of hot soup.

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I never gotta worry about my blood pressure getting low again if it does I just boot up warthunder and play some 5.7-6.7 US ground battles and I'm in the systolic 190s real quick

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There's a very indescribable sadness to watching the town you group in wither away and die. Barely even recognize what's left of it anymore.

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Can I bum a cigarette from one of you guys real quick

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

If one of your New Year’s resolutions is to be even more sad and poor than you were before, we can totally help with that!

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

I should be sleeping right now but everytime I see the notification icon light up I get a lil dopamine hit and gotta keep posting and scrolling

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Sometimes I think life is kinda ass and then I remember I got a wife and a puppy at home and life is a lot less ass.

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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

submitted 101 days ago • 69 comments

I need to lay down on some podzol in a pine grove under the warm sunlight

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Hugh dose metoprolol and 6 beers could fix me

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What we do in the shadows.... 😬

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Was just having a bad panic attack but then I remembered I just need to lock in.

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Dry scooping preworkout at 8 o clock at night after working 14 hours and hitting bench was a horrible fucking idea.

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