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Yes, what they’re doing is both illegal and unconstitutional. Stop saying that matters. Clearly it doesn’t.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

sploosh kaboom

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t seen Twin Peaks since it first aired. Paid the bad guys to stream. Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to. #RobinTweetsTwinPeaks Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

The obviously rational choice of voting to continue genocide, apparently

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 37 days ago • 75 comments

Might I recommend NOT getting wasabi in a paper cut?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

"Cancel Culture" doesn't actually exist, but the FEAR of it did ruin some comedians because they stopped being funny and started being thin-skinned losers who just complain about people being "too sensitive now" instead of actually writing and telling funny jokes.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Shout out to the jerk who didn’t close the shaker bottle so it spilled when I was shaking it (It was me. I’m the jerk.)

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

One day, America will be used as an example of why a 2 party system is doomed to fail, especially when both parties eat out of the same corporate funded trough The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

RIP Google Reader

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

TIL

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Does quote posting violate your copyright too?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever want to make a certain type of Christian very, very angry, point out that Jesus is, canonically, ace/aro and watch them spin trying to tell you why you're wrong. Things like, "Jesus absolutely wanted to fuck, he just didn't!" will start coming out of their mouths.

submitted 328 days ago • 11 comments

Malificent in the streets, Merriweather in the sheets

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Paisley

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

As a certified crazy person, I don’t like it when people use “crazy” pejoratively. What else can people use? Here’s what I have: Wild Twisted Bananas More please

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I want to complain about A Thing, but if I do, people will do The Thing. In fact, people will think that if I complain about The Thing, I secretly want The Thing. I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Gatekeepers Complaining about Innocuous Posts Here: Stop it. No Love, Me

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good at the moment.

submitted 71 days ago • 10 comments

Read the alt text please

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

submitted 71 days ago • 221 comments

Apollo 13

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

submitted 81 days ago • 58 comments

Banner drops on Chicago’s iconic DuSable Lake Shore Drive.

submitted 81 days ago • 19 comments

Here is a list of 14 Muslim women who were head of States, 12 of them in Muslim majority countries. How many female Presidents did the US have again? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

submitted 82 days ago • 170 comments

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

submitted 83 days ago • 51 comments

So Donald Trump being elected president is one thing. But I'm just going to point out the interesting playing field we're entering w/ folk hero murder polling positively at the very moment the GOP is going to unilaterally install the Oops All Captain Planet Villains cabinet. Worth considering....

submitted 84 days ago • 7 comments

in this country it’s safer to be a wealthy violent extremist with a car than a peaceful unarmed student protester.

submitted 84 days ago • 13 comments

How many of these jobs are at a living wage? How many exist because of huge layoffs so that corporations can hire people for less? How many include full benefits so that employees don’t have to worry about pre-existing conditions when ACA is overturned

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I hope they never tell anyone. I hope they're having a bacon egg and cheese with coffee right now. I hope they walk free for the rest of their life.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Guillotine manufacturers are about to make a killing

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Guillotine manufacturers are about to make a killing

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Hey so um I’m not a democrat? No party represents me, particularly if they are pro genocide. I seem to have been put on the wrong list or something

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Terry realized his friend was a Fed. I mean, who took those photos?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments