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trauma dumping? you meaning lore dropping

Doritos should not be BBQ flavor! Hence all the unsold bags on the shelf.

@officehourslive.bsky.social Ad idea, Poopon Groupon. Tired of all that perfectly good fecal matter going to waste? Worry no more with Poopon Groupon. Simply Poo or wipe with our patented double ply coupons. The scent activated crystals then reveal a coupon to one of our participating locations!

Old People.

Anyone else afraid to read in public spaces now just to avoid being asked 20 questions about the book they dont care about and arent going to read?

Its all A.I. now...even me 010101010010101000101010

Bowl in a china shop

What's up 25? :)

Okay so instead of a film festival, how about legal festival. All the best lawyers and judges come together and just rapid fire a bunch of small claims cases. Different cities could host every year, sell tickets to pay the lawyer fees? Great idea.

Mid-Laugh Crisis

Masta-pizza!

My little moo-moos

Life is a pieway, i wanna eat it. All night long.

@honusgnome.bsky.social remember its not about the presents, tinsel, or even the gosh darn pickle. Its about Jesus. Merry Christmas ya filthy no good sinner you!

Dont vote for that guy! Vote for my guy, my guy is better than your guy.

@honusgnome.bsky.social The Addams Family but Adam Sandler in every role?

What brand of Sponge is Spongebob?

dreamy seas ☁️ #art

If hes coming down the chimney down, does that mean hes in the basement? How many present have been forgotten down there?!

When I am president, every investigation will be re-enacted in a Clue style whodunnit.

Jerry Seinfeld: i mean whaaaaaat is the deaaaallllll?

Harvey Fierstein is not dead! Every couple of months or so i have to check and hes always alive. So thats good.

@jimmypbc.bsky.social Hi Jimmy, Clash Battle Guilt Pride and Death Chorus are perfect 10's thank you :)

WCW vs Smack Down vs RAW vs WWE vs UFC vs KFC

Postpartum Skate Session

Hey did you guys see that horrible thing that horrible person did? It was horrible.

When the question isnt "can we fix it?" But "if we should?"

Transformers, robots IN THE PIES

I like my friends like my chicken, grinded up and boneless.

Who wore it better?

George, George, George of the jungle watch out for that commuter van.

Authors love libraries. Please use them. Please support them. Libraries are amazing. 📚

@mickwest.com Hey Mick! Was the reactor core in Foundry from thps3 ever intended to have purpose? Or is it just a cool looking room? That path to nowhere is so sad. Thank you :)

When are you people going to get it? Santa Claus has been here, many times. And hell be back again and again and again. We have been through this.

@veradrew22.bsky.social i watched the whole menu, all 20 mins and laughed my ass off. Probably my favorite dvd menu now.

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over