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cosmicolt.bsky.social
they/them 24 queer leftist texan (not by choice) themperor neurodivergent twitch.tv/cosmicolt
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Fat Ass™️

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oh my god I will vooote

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wtf is a 'neo lib' bro that movie came out like 30 years ago. move on already

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

the pope is dying :D !!

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Not sure if rephrasing and resizing my paragraphs to fit within character limits is making me smarter or dumber

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Another fun memory: learned the hard way not to play free Mario flash games. Got traumatized by the SMW clone where Mario’s head would snap off when he died. That shit scared me so bad I remember closing the tab immediately haha. Fun times

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I think some boomer made a meme of themself and another boomer (pictured here) took an uncropped screen shot lmao

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I have a memory of wanting to play second life like REALLY bad. I watched this video of someone shopping at a literal penis store. Walls stacked to the brim with all different kinds of phallic membranes! Wasn’t allowed to make an account 😔. Could never find that video again unfortunately

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

emphasis on micro penis

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what if you were jacking off and a genie came out of the tip

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

Jenny Tightpants vs Jack Meoff who would win? chat decides

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Next election is like prime time for socialists and communists to run for local office

submitted 5 hours ago • 33 comments

A lot of you think you’re celebrities by the way you talk about your drama but I think we all have to remember there are no famous people on Bluesky

submitted 5 hours ago • 15 comments

elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there

submitted 5 hours ago • 172 comments

asmongold has passed away

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meth 4 twinks funding goal has been met!

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Two flexible penile rods

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I'm not a real tankie But l'm the proxy-tankie for these clout sharks to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

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if this is your reaction to a poor person being unable to afford the medicine they need to stay alive than you’re not actually part of the project of building a more just, equitable world. you’re just doing politics as sports and cheering when the other team gets an injury.

submitted 7 hours ago • 11 comments

Gm G-Unit

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Alcohol can’t affect your health if you’re pure of heart and a friend to animals

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments