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Another Gen X'er here. Disabled vet, retired Grunt, abstaining alcoholic, atheist, and big old pot head. Watcher of movies, player of games, collector of comics. No DM's unless I know you. No porn, No Crypto.
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In 2005 I taught myself how to hotwire four-wheelers out of spite. We were in Mosul and my Platoon Sergeant was a total dick. That motherfucker treated us badly, and had one. He went on leave, I took it, and broke it before he came back. Burned out the started solenoid.

Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.

This guy was right near us. These people are OUT of what's left of their minds. wnyt.com/top-stories/...

I just want to say again: Trump did not declare martial law today, for whatever reason. That is unquestionably positive. He is firmly on the back foot. Keep him on the ropes, America. Box him in. Don’t let him maneuver. Give him hell at every turn. Rest when you’re dead.

A Great Horned Owl leaves her increasingly cramped nest located in the hollow of a tree. #wildlife #birds #owls

If Pete Hagseth had any integrity he would resign for the betterment of the country. 89 days of Donald Trump failed presidency it's still stunning to me that racism was the biggest driver in the 24 election

This piece by Larry David doesn't just skewer Bill Maher but anyone platforming fascists, Nazis & their sympathizers. It's absurd to give evil leaders a platform, to humanize them & help amplify their lies or do anything other than challenge their malice. www.thedailybeast.com/larry-david-...

I talk a lot of shit for someone who barely says anything.

A man just told me to calm down so obviously I took his advice and I’m really relaxed right now

“I’m a fucking catch, & I know I am!” is something a good friend recently said of herself & I agreed. I agreed because I know I too am a catch. We’re not each other’s catches, but damnit if we both don’t deserve the best for us each. With that said for now ~ I present evidence of my worthiness

Went half the day without knowing who died Or what JD broke

I've never been a faith healer, but I'll lay hands on a motherfucker quick.

Craig gives you a big thumbs up.

lmfao fuck

RIP Prince Rogers Nelson 4/21/16. youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...

I tried really, really, hard to like your reply

Accusing my doctor of victim blaming.

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sinners is fucking awesome 10/10

Blue check my blue ba-vagina

Today is 9 years since Prince died and I am still not over it.

He's old enough, sure, but the Catholic church isn't gonna make someone they can't kill the pope.

HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

HEGSETH FOR POPE.

Rhinos' horns are removed as a protective measure against poachers to discourage illegal hunting. Human is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Either way, hunt or protect removing the horn… we hurt them. I’m so sorry…

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"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." - John Burroughs

The Pope was good...for a Pope. He still had a lot of shit ass opinions.

I am the broken heart left at your door step. Wipe your feet on me.

“Hegseth eyes Papacy”

I love that Hegseth is forcing out half the Pentagon leadership in a search for 'leakers' while he's also just texting war plans to random numbers.

I’m dying inside. I’m going to see Heart for the first time. Please live that long please live that long please live that long

Work=Perpetually Slammed Vagina=Perpetually Unslammed

the exact number of hilarious AI Trump memes I’ve seen: