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brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 25 days ago • 83 comments

Good morning fellow citizens of the Galactic Republic.

submitted 24 days ago • 8 comments

fuck you movie world

submitted 26 days ago • 38 comments

I’m A Long-Time Moderate. I’m Sorry It Has Come To This, But How Many Emails With Pronouns In The Signature Could I Be Expected To Endure? Tomorrow in the NYT

submitted 25 days ago • 56 comments

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

submitted 26 days ago • 225 comments

Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time

submitted 26 days ago • 175 comments

Glad to see @pcgamer.com giving gamers good advice

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments

Thank you @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social for preserving this picture of me, @timturi.bsky.social, and Norm MacDonald for future generations.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

(cold calling a chef) I have an idea for a new flavor of ravioli. You make it and sell it in your restaurant and we’ll split the profits 50/50

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Lost Jackie Chan movie where in the very beginning an angry witch transforms him into a wooden chair, the entire movie consists of a normal looking wood chair levitating about mid air and hitting bad guys. He's only on screen for one minute, and has only one line of dialogue

submitted 28 days ago • 12 comments

Air disaster at the airport named after guy who fired over ten thousand striking air traffic controllers. Ok

submitted 27 days ago • 134 comments

Not just buttered noodles, but buttered wide egg noodles.

submitted 28 days ago • 100 comments

Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)

submitted 27 days ago • 248 comments

Few know how the genre started out

submitted 28 days ago • 36 comments

#ClassConsciousness

submitted 28 days ago • 32 comments

I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast

submitted 28 days ago • 97 comments

one day i'll hit refresh and see one specific piece of news so good that it'll burn my dopamine receptors out completely

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

if movie theaters are really dedicated to commemorating David Lynch they should do screenings of all of the episodes of THE CLEVELAND SHOW he appeared in

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

submitted 28 days ago • 766 comments

Bro please end the meeting bro please end the fucking meeting bro please

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

submitted 28 days ago • 528 comments

There's a scene in LOST where Locke wants to do something and Ben tells him it has to wait because Mikhail has an issue that needs dealing with first, and Locke's response is to simply beat Mikhail unconscious. I'm a pretty pacifist sort, but this is a novel way to deal with an inconvenience.

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain

submitted 28 days ago • 65 comments

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This guy's nose after Babe hits him.

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

Overheard at work: "feeds two birds with one scone." I like that one better.

submitted 28 days ago • 54 comments

[white guy with black friends at a sushi restaurant] could one of yall order the n***ri for me

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

the scene in twin peaks i think about the most is when leland is dancing at the party and he breaks down and everyone laughs, mimics it, and pretends it’s a dance and the party goes right on. sometimes i think that is a very poignant distillation of How We Got Here

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I need to tell you guys about an incredible new ncaa athlete name

submitted 28 days ago • 113 comments

I swear to god if I keep seeing posts about needing coffee or making coffee I’m gonna lose it and I don’t even know why it bothers me. It’s like I’m in here with thousands of Kathy’s and Dilberts or something.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

creating a new type of celebrity called a nanocelebrity, which is a person known by 7-10 other people

submitted 29 days ago • 109 comments

Metal Arms sequel is called Metal Thighs: Thicc in The System

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

submitted 29 days ago • 29 comments

A "superhero goes evil and tries to take over the world" story but it's Hawkeye so it's not all that big a deal

submitted 29 days ago • 40 comments

2300s social media: "welcome back to Cooking With History, today we're taking another look at one of the favored delicacies of the declining American Empire. The Hot Pocket was a mobile, savory pre-prepared meat pie perfect for a labor class who had little time to cook at home."

submitted 29 days ago • 27 comments

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

submitted 29 days ago • 241 comments

Needed a lil snack so I’m splitting a can of tuna with Walter Cronkat

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

You smell like live You smell like live You smell like live

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Valentine’s Day is coming up & if i don’t get a dozen ̶r̶o̶s̶e̶s̶ eggs, i stg 😡

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments