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couchgod.bsky.social

ChiFGC community member | Support your locals | my takes have been microwaved | horribly addicted to an antiquated media format (vinyl)

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POV: it’s 2013 and you are about to meet the most insufferable dude at community college.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Go report to Murfuck Dickonson Where is he? Guess.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The wilds map is fucking dog shit. It can give me the locations of monsters, where they piss shit and sleep, who is beefing with who but it cannot give me the location of my fucking quest turn ins. This game is kinda ass tbh.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Cheese burgers are kind fucked up in concept man.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is the cat good for if it ain’t going to heal me?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Big McThankies from McSpankies.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

For that matter, I want to try more monster hunter games. Wilds is my first major go at the series.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’m addicted to monster hunter wilds. I want to play more monster hunter wilds. My entire social media feed is just monster hunter wilds.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hunting monsters is fun.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Shit’s cooked.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Does the new Dare Devil actually look sick or am I a sucker for nostalgia (I love Dare Devil)

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I fuckin love alanis morissette

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Barca on Belmont.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Be specific, be concise, stop wasting my fucking time.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Can always tell when spring is in the air because the pigeons in our court yard are extra loud.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 36 comments

6 am… All the shit in my body:

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to sound dumb as tuck but I want to do a series of short videos being brutally honest about all of the controllers that I have used/own in my short time with the FGC. What else is being a controller head good for anyway?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

No training room. This beta is dog water.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I have a strange craving to smoke crack and ruin multiple pieces of furniture.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

One guy at capcom after avatar battles fails to make it into the main line up at evo.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The number of times I have had to listen to Mikey explain his name to people is genuinely concerning.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok is back on the App Store so I downloaded it (again). Before anyone says anything, the viral apple for your fucking high horse is on sale in the TikTok shop.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

submitted 29 days ago • 883 comments

KIDS, if you really want to piss off your parents, buy real estate in imaginary places.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

If this means nothing to you, you weren’t weird in high school.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments