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just a cool and normal guy https://www.twitch.tv/couch_napping
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submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

squall from memory

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

most cucked Star Wars character? NTR2-D2

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

(Listening to Not Like Us for the first time) This beat is crazy Friend: Sure okay, but did you hear that Drake shit? Me: Yeah in the toilet probably 😂 Friend: No dude, I mean the pedophile bar Me: They should shut that place down

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

submitted 29 days ago • 540 comments

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

submitted 78 days ago • 45 comments

RIP Jimmy Carter... you taught me it was ok to deregulate airlines and look how theyre thriving now

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

if you're a guy who is bad at wrapping presents then I suggest starting over a couple of times until it doesn't look like shit. it's an acquired skill like anything else, baby! the women in your life aren't just born knowing this stuff! make an effort!

submitted 66 days ago • 67 comments

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

submitted 67 days ago • 57 comments

lol. lmao

submitted 114 days ago • 11 comments

Never underestimate the healing power of taking a nap on the couch

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

The Woody Guthrie Funko Pop does not have "This Machine Kills Fascists" on it for legal reasons, but here's my step-by-step guide for modding Funko Woody so that his timeless message is preserved for the discerning Leftist Collector

submitted 70 days ago • 25 comments

"Terrorism" is a socially constructed term. If Luigi murdered a homeless Black man, the US would call him a hero. If he killed poor/sick Americans every day via insurance policy, they'd say "what about his family?" What’s happening is disgusting & anyone with a brain sees right through it

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

“Why is the Democratic Party acting this way” because they are motivated by capitalist interests and they always will be. Get out of your little fantasy land

submitted 72 days ago • 29 comments

pulling out my whole dick and balls at the urinal so the boys know I'm Platinum Status

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

I may have underconsidered this Winnie the Pooh costume...

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Not Like Us is going to lose some of it's sting in the coming years when "Certified Pedophile" becomes a cabinet position

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Proving my worth as a runner by winning a race against Secretariat's corpse

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Fuckign bafomdad on the train what are the chances this is the only one I gotta collect...

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

drinking tequila for boys - tequilo

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

chef's signature dish of half-sucked penis

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

"Your honor in my defense I've got that crow in me"

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

assuming the Superman pose at the urinal everyone is clapping

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

No. If you want people to follow back, learn to post

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

this is literally 80% of the website now. we are in hell.

submitted 73 days ago • 50 comments

Getting turned down by Make A Wish ™ because I kept asking to smoke a blunt with The Arbiter from halo

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

on my planet, this craft of mine you call a "UFO" is just called a "FO."

submitted 74 days ago • 12 comments

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

submitted 74 days ago • 130 comments