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Autistic Unbearable québécois Public hazard I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
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i did it, i have single handedly created the best starter pack full of people that don’t have nearly as many followers as they deserve. if you want some quirky, weird, goofy, funny little shit posters, check out this list.

one ring to diss them all

Someone should make a death metal themed champagne and call it Cava Brut-al.

Using my croc as a makeshift strainer for my spaghetti

I am SO glad we reached the end of history in 1992. Like, can you imagine?

Why did the English teacher need to find a bathroom? Because they needed to have a vowel movement. I replaced bowel with vowel for hilarity.

i don’t know if you are all being extra funny today or if i’m finally losing my already tenuous grip on reality

Asked my accountant if he thought paying taxes was obeying in advance and he said he's really busy

Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles

10 likes and i’ll commit tax fraud

My first "hit tweet" had like 7 likes I remember my roots

The first thing they did when my grandfather started talking like this was take away his car keys

custody battle mutant ninja turtles

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

The cringiest lib you know has fuken merch