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Carolina Panthers fan, big nerd, and even bigger Xenoblade Chronicles fan. If you get me talking about Tactics Ogre, I might not ever shut up. He/him
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Since Sega won't give me a proper version of Phantasy Star Online 2 that doesn't run like crap in the states, I guess I gotta play Phantasy Star Offline.

We as a species have run our course.

🚨| Eagles star Saquon Barkley shows support for Taylor Swift in his latest interview: “I remember that they showed her on the Jumbotron and she got booed. I don't get why she was getting hate there, she is there supporting her significant other and made the game bigger.”

You rang Pastor?

In light of the growing sentiment that the goal of Musk is to replace the government with AI... Imma need one of you to turn into Solid Snake and start planning on how you plan on scaling a walking nuclear robot, so you can take down GW and prevent nuclear war.

25 years ago

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

TURN THIS TV OFF TURN THIS TV OFF -Kendrick to Chiefs fans

In almost 3 hours, 75% of the people attending Super Bowl parties are gonna have the pants scared of of them. The others 25% of us are gonna be screaming MUSTARDDD!!! At the top of our lungs. Can't wait to see the videos tonight.

trans rights forever

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

I'm not saying shit or feigning shock about that man throwing up two Nazi salutes in a row at the inauguration because that's what folks either voted for or allowed to happen by sitting out this election, y'all be blessed.

Yes unnamed company, your image and your brand are very important to maintain. Which is why if you send me a cold call email or message with AI slop images, I will make a point to never use your services. Well played unnamed company.

This is the stuff that can bridge the gap between generations Might as well do it now Gen Z, because you're gonna wind up here anyway

Who were the two democrats Because I want them to never know civic peace

Did you know Toronto has a large coyote population? Thankfully, we have some trapping methods in place:

Any Black person born in the 80's has gotten the "keep your nose clean, stay out of trouble, and study hard if you don't want to be a statistic" lecture, but how the fuck am I supposed to process a bunch of failed white felons with substance abuse, domestic violence, and sex trafficking issues

BRYCE YOUNG! Oh my.

commenting on something happening in some corners of tiktok right now but this is a general observation: it is absolutely brain-breaking how so many people have lost the ability to disagree with someone without denouncing them as ontologically evil or pathological or whatever else

“I knew it” said damn near everybody with sense being gaslit into thinking this wasn’t a thing

My toxic trait is saying "indecent exposure is a class 2 felony" as an acceptable response in casual conversation as if waaaaaaay more people are familiar with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie than they are. Thanks ATHF