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Good at trivia. Bad at life. She/her.
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I’ve 3 different live versions of Good Luck Babe since October and two have been metal covers. Why do metal bands like this song specifically?

Got woken up by maintenance at 3AM because a leak caused the ceiling of the apartment below me to fall in 🙃

So glad my bestie finally got into 911 so that she can tell me what happens on “9/11 Austin” 😂

i have plenty of thoughts on why it matters that this is an illegal order but here i’ll just comment that i think liberals who throw their hands up and say “it doesn’t matter” have self lobotomized themselves into thinking that trump is god king of america

this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed

Oh so female frogs fake their own deaths to avoid unwanted male attention but when I do it im a bitch felon

The ACLU receives ZERO federal funding. Zero. This is the guy who is supposed to tell everyone where the government should cut funds. I'm pretty sure having a fuckton of money kills brain cells...

Apparently there was a weekend where i played music for my dogs nonstop and it really skewed my Spotify Wrapped 🤷🏻‍♀️😅😂

fuck elon musk for obvious reasons, but also because now I have to rebuild my feed brick by brick

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing. They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays. The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k. www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) really set me up to be an anti-capitalist.

Something an innocent man with nothing to hide does. Release the report.

liberals love to be like “used to be 51% of people supported this now only 49% of people do, time to drop the issue completely forever”

Famous people simply don’t get drunk and make movies like they did with Mamma Mia anymore

How do we convince people magazine to stop? There are only like 2 white men on here that are hot wtf lol

I feel like the important context for RFK, Jr.’s brain worm has been lost: He claimed a worm ate his brain while in divorce court in order to prove that he was too MENTALLY DISABLED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT. Trump wants to make this man the head of the largest health organization in the United States.

Real trees inside will send me into anaphylaxis but artificial trees last for years 🤷🏻‍♀️

One of the few things I look forward to each week is the ABC Thursday night lineup. Gay firefighters then campy cruise ship? Sign me tf up!

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

The IWW be right.

Now to convince my friends that this app is much more fun that threads lol

"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"

That’s what he get