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The Jets have the chance to do the funniest thing and draft Shedeur Sanders…

BRETT FUCKING BATY!!!!!!!!

I expected Castellanos to Homer today, given that the Pope died today…

We should start saying “He was DFAFOd” meaning Dude Fucked Around and Found Out

When the Jeopardy Answer is “This music genre is a giant red flag if someone listens to it.”

It sounds like the worst fucking fortune cookie message ever.

Garfield. Inglenook Street. Caller said that the neighbors aggressive cat is sitting on the callers porch waiting for someone dumb enough to try to come outside. Caller thinks the cat is up to no good.

And they say Coors in HR ballpark…

“One person I’d love to meet is Jesus. Seems like a kinda guy you can just hang around with. That sounds bad now that’s I say that.”

Sorry to the happy couple but you weren’t playing my jams soooo… 🤷‍♂️

Salt Lake City. 🇺🇸 (via @nateforutah.bsky.social @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

I simply refuse to believe it. There is no way Russell Brand is a comedian

@razzball.bsky.social someone paid to have this banner flown over Pittsburgh on Opening Day. Gotta love it!

Me, dancing while watching my 401k be setback to its 2014 value.

Good morning. They say Elon Musk can do the impossible and yesterday he did. His meddling here and his indiscriminate and illegal DOGE cutting moved my entire (very purple) state of Wisconsin 11 points towards a Democrat 5 months after Trump won by 1 here.

elon musk did a whole-ass felony in public just to take a huge public and personal L haha eat shit bozo

FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!!!!!!!!