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C-PAC is a cult gathering, not a convention! This “Third Term Project” poster at CPAC is straight out of the authoritarian playbook. The same people who were screaming about “the deep state” are now openly fantasizing about a dictator-for-life.

pack it up, pack it in,

Me and mah cat are gahn t’bed fuck this guy

Stupid cunt just sounds like Grandpa Simpson

Someone take his batteries out. He’s overdone the modafinil.

Had a lovely night watching shows not based on reality and just turned the shows off to see fuckhead jughead babbling some shit about 200 year old people stealing gold from Fort Knox. Good job america.

@ac-furnace.bsky.social one for you

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaj #anitadobson #eastenders

I don’t understand the mindset of people who SIGN A CONTRACT with a provider of <whatever>, then bail out of it and don’t pay. The guilt alone would kill me. Ex in q: appointment made, slot held for a week, cancellation past contract period, no fee rescheduling made, rescheduling also bailed on.

Look I don’t think the white lotus is actually that good. I’m sorry. I was bored series one. Series two I stayed for Aubrey. Series three only has me for Carrie.

This feels so relevant right now.

Anyone aware of the stolen generation? No? See how that worked out in Australia

It’s too easy a set up. Also - who’s not watching the fucking oven??

🥔 “He’s a thug.” - Fmr PM Malcolm Turnbull #auspol #AusVotes25 #DontRiskDutton

So…we’re off to war then, apparently

There aren’t enough unproblematic and well written episodes of Gilmore girls for this late stage of capitalist decline

COME ON JUST THROW THE FUCKING RING INTO THE FIRE FRODO WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

MAGA-fascists think calling Kaitlan Collins a female version of Jim Acosta is a bad thing. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

He sounds like an ad for viagra

I’m pretty yo with US politics but who are these faceless goons standing around ye orange overlord’s desk today whilst he’s signing shit? I don’t recognise a single one. Also, why is the lectern now directly next to the desk in the Oval Office? It looks dead weird.

Just a boring journalism tweet about the current media training briefs given to the Trump administration. Whenever they are questioned about controversial topics, they rephrase the questions to the journo as “well what would YOU do”. It’s a very poor strategy but may work on less experienced …

No shit

Seriously who is responsible for this atrocity

My cat just pissed in the kitchen sink. Whilst fully sat in it.

Finally got the final quote for my wheelchair and it’s bumped the GoFundMe up from £8k to £20k. I’m devestated - cried a lot, contemplated giving up completely. But friends told me to keep going so if you can share, I would hugely appreciate it #MutualAid #NEISVoid ♿️ #Crowdfunder gofund.me/989e17ca