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This is so real lmaoooo "She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.

This administration is absolutely kicking goals this weekend

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

I’d like to thank The Internetā„¢ļø for spoiling The Last of Us for me. No I didn’t play the game it’s not the law that you have to.

The DWP just declared Pope Francis fit for work.

Block block blockety block block

Guys the pub we are going to for lunch has nachos at £22

Anyway that’s enough for today. I’m off to celebrate some bloke doing something in a book a million years ago or something by watching Arsenal lose to Ipswich the same week they made the semis of the Champions League.

Actions, meet your consequences. By ā€œprotectingā€ yourselves from the 1% of people you’ve decided to exclude on some ridiculous phobia, you’ve made the vilification of women everywhere 100% more likely.

I have a heavy brow, not delicate features, and with PCOS I have high levels of androgens - so can get quite hairy. I don’t wear make-up. I look a lot more masculine than a trans-women who passes well, so yes, I *am* worried about having to prove I’m a woman to use toilets and changing rooms.

Not only can, does happen to everyone. Everyone is born without abilities, and if they live long enough, become disabled. There’s a reason temporarily abled is a phrase.

No trans people were consulted on this decision that only affects trans people. In fact trans people were actively barred from consulting on this decision that only affects trans people. But transphobic bigots? Oh they got consulted for days. Fucking grim. I'm absolutely fuming.

Or, for a more eloquent take, what Scotty says.

These fucking twats on the news jumping around cause they’re able to legally suppress legitimate identities of people they consider ā€œotherā€ is a really strong addition to the binfire of shit that is 2025

I’ve never read a car review before but I thoroughly enjoyed reading this one

Just when you think you couldn't hate Elon Musk more you find this out...

…and I’ve been alerted to the fish doorbell. Good night work, responsibilities, personal hygiene, sleep.

@threesteakspam.bsky.social how has the evening of celebrations been!

@aaronmoorhead.bsky.social @justinbenson.bsky.social London has too many moons tonight x