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The audacity of a fitted sheet in the dryer.

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Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

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Posting to Bluesky from my first Ubuntu virtual machine. Nice.

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Deep cut.

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She governs scared even for a Democrat, but a governor who wanted a national profile would boot Adams out of the paint and brag on congestion pricing as the historic W it is. She could have Hochulmania Running Wild headlines but is afraid of angering Long Islanders whose votes she'll never win.

submitted 4 days ago • 38 comments

I happen to be working on a project that requires reference to USAIDs data quality checklist but I can't access it because the entire site is completely wiped off the Internet. So cool what's happening these days.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"It's called gravity, Douglas. And it's comin for ya."

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

About 30 pages in it says to "just give it a little lick."

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Need to cut weight so I will be "hacking my metabolism" (skipping breakfast)

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These people are genuinely delusional

submitted 14 days ago • 257 comments

Animation industry unites for AnimAID fire relief fundraiser and auction. The fundraiser’s goal is to raise $5 million for the more than 60 families affected by the Palisades and Eaton fires in the Los Angeles area.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"stop saying urine is sterile it's got piss in it!"

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I try to be ironic and cynically detached but God damn this part drives me fn crazyyyyy these people are so STUPID!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The stupidity of all of this is so completely enraging it's impossible to sustain.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Having fun on TikTok again while we still can.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

submitted 21 days ago • 208 comments

I will be first in line to try it toasted with a little butter.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Despite everything else in the world I'm really grateful for the advancements in pretzel snack technology. I'm experiencing flavors and textures like never before. I think I'll stick around a while longer.

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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 29 days ago • 202 comments

It appears the kid has chosen to go not only loobey loo, but indeed, loobey light, all on the same Saturday night. Total chaos.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Children playing make-believe. Embarrassing.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Got one of the funniest scam emails today. At least they're having fun over there.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Sorta pitch-perfect Bidenism: take a high-profile Trump stunt, turn it into bipartisan law in the name of national security, defend it to the hilt until queasily attempting to walk it back last minute, then let Trump reverse his original position in a way that is both popular and corrupt

submitted 35 days ago • 27 comments

Last things I saw on TikTok were Bernie asking the new Treasury Sec. if he thinks we should raise the Fed minimum wage. (No.) And a young guy saying his last family member died and now no one else alive will care when he's gone. Bleak.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just learning that "chicken nugget husband" is an officially recognized type of guy.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Members, Our hearts go out to all those affected by the recent California fires, and ASIFA-Hollywood wishes safety and health to all of you and your loved ones.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Apocalyptic winds and smoke outside this morning but my neighbor is still out there using a leaf blower?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

An automatic ice maker and water dispenser is the ideal amount of comfort in life. If you've made it that far, aspire no further. You have made it. Decadence beyond this experience is a sin.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine how successful he could be if he had spent that time applying himself.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The Onion really gave up something special when they stopped producing high quality video content.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments