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These are kind of spiritually the same screenshot to me

Remember that one time Nancy Pelosi did a Resistance (ripped a piece of paper in half) and all the sentient "In This House We Believe" yard signs went into ecstasy for like three years? This could be anywhere from 1-5% more effective at actually changing or improving anything!!

Me rewatching Everybody Loves Raymond even though it's kind of what I sound like, too:

Yeah gee I wonder if the people that couldn't get anything done when they were charge of everything are going to be able to help out now that they're in control of nothing

Nobody talks about the Superb Owl anymore. Really make u think

I hope Taylor Swift had fun at the Super Bowl

"Former college star that got drafted but then spent the next decade bouncing around between a bunch of European teams and D League teams" type vibes

Hold on so if facebook is getting rid of fact-checkers, how am I going to know if the pictures of ladies standing in a river wearing army uniforms with two heads and pythons for limbs are real photos or not

Thursday at the office so you know what that means (it's Loud Brown Lunch)

Funny how the dude in orange isn't even the guy with most crimes in this picture

It's 2024 and I have unlimited data service on the little device I keep in my pocket that has 100x the processing power of the computer that sent men to the moon, and the silly little game I play while I'm on the toilet at work refuses to download a 1.0 MB file unless I'm connected to wifi

The pages that Facebook and Instagram suggest for me make perfect sense; it's always been barbecue and travel and sports and raccoons. Last time I opened up Threads it was mostly thirst traps and dudes leaving h*rny VOICE MESSAGES as comments

Whoa you can do that?

Following every MSU person on here almost indiscriminately because I can no longer remember who I unfollowed/muted on the other place for being vocally pro-hiring-Urban-Meyer

You are still statistically more likely to get assaulted in a public bathroom by a Republican lawmaker than by a trans person and it looks like that isn't going to change anytime soon

Occasionally there's a sciencey term that really hits different when normal folks read it and "Too Numerous To Count" regarding bacteria in toothpaste is absolutely one of them

Invalid handle? What is this, my mom's danged 2004 Camry or something folks

Can we get an update on Henry Kissinger

Can you do fleets on here

Never thought I'd be one of those people who could like a politician so much that they could commit crimes and you just straight-up wouldn't care but George Santos is really testing me here

UPDATE: Kissinger still dead

should i go to law school

Down 3 to Duke in the third game of the year and back on the other site the kids are talking about MSU missing the tournament lol

Lady is younger than both of my parents

Maybe I'll use this platform to only look at/talk about food and non-MSU sports