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Old school tech nerd that likes sports and food and hates humidity.
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I still can’t upload vids longer than a minute on here but if you need a chuckle check this out. Not saying you’ll get a chuckle, mind you… youtu.be/j1AqpVZoF6k?...

submitted 30 days ago • 16 comments

Every day I get on the internet and see someone post something and think to myself “this is the dumbest motherfucker alive” then I scroll for 2 seconds and someone else takes the crown. It’s remarkable.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Please, actually read the article below. You can’t appreciate how actually stupid everything is until you really try to understand factually… and it’s stupider than you imagined… @dpounder.bsky.social get 🥃 first, then read and this has to make Friday’s pod.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

submitted 15 days ago • 3640 comments

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

submitted 18 days ago • 255 comments

Great ad from Nike "So Win"

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

Serena was an iconic moment

submitted 18 days ago • 33 comments

This is a very serious situation. We must stamp out the scourge of players flapping their arms like seagulls or sitting peacefully on the ground after scoring a goal. This post was brought to you by TWATBET – the anonymous bookmakers that don't actually exist who definitely aren't money launderers

submitted 22 days ago • 99 comments

If Joe Biden had brought George Soros in as an “efficiency expert” and let him have widespread access to federal government data, Republicans would have impeached Biden and sent a rocket to the moon using the fire coming out of Fox News hosts. But Elon Musk? No problem.

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

#NowWatching The Lone Ranger episode "Sawtelle Saga's End" on FETV. Before moving to Mayberry to look after Opie, Aunt Bee was a greedy and callous criminal mastermind who used her adopted nephews to commit a string of robberies. 😮 #tvsky 📺

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Trump imposes a 25% tariff on Columbia House Record Club.

submitted 32 days ago • 58 comments

Media: "Elon Musk stirs debate by changing the logo of X to the swastika, a Hindu glyph symbolizing the sun, prosperity, and good luck."

submitted 37 days ago • 17 comments

guys we should NOT rush to judgment. what makes you think the white south african guy who tweets all the time about how black people love crime and jews manipulate world politics would do a nazi salute instead of a "my heart goes out to you salute"

submitted 38 days ago • 35 comments

Andrews is the Harris Campaign staff right after the DNC

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Well, there goes TikTok. It was a good enough dopamine dispenser while it lasted.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Incredible discovery while riding an NYC ferry just now: there is a trash barge called BARGEY MCBARGEFACE (see name in paint on the side)

submitted 41 days ago • 49 comments

This "running from a bear" analogy is the best explanation of our times that I have seen

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Lenovo unveils new premium Android tablets aimed at gamers and students - get all the details here: https://buff.ly/429OlWh #android #CES

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submitted 54 days ago • 500 comments

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

submitted 59 days ago • 88 comments

I recently saw an amazing Navajo rug at the National Gallery of Art. It looks abstract at first, but it is a detailed representation of the Intel Pentium processor. Called "Replica of a Chip", it was created in 1994 by Marilou Schultz, a Navajo/Diné weaver and math teacher. 1/n

submitted 94 days ago • 36 comments

Can I copyright “Smegmatron leader of the Defecatons" here? #ShowIdea #Copyright #PeptimusPrime

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Time of Arsenal shots v Everton. Shows the sterile nature of the dominance especially in the second half: 8 10 12 17 29 43 43 46 47 57 64 75 85 You're looking to get a goal to win a match and you manage four shots from the 48th minute to the 97th.

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

Happy Birthday, Tigga, wherever you are.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Is @beeper.com down?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

The Spanish commentators are imitating JAWS music every time we get a corner. It's absolutely ridiculous hahaha

submitted 85 days ago • 41 comments

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

submitted 86 days ago • 131 comments

#NFL It was around this time last year that some of us discussed the new Bills stadium without a roof that the local council had just approved.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

It took Kai Havertz 91 games to reach 26 goals and assists for Chelsea. He's achieved the same number of goals and assists for Arsenal in 49 games. What a difference a good team makes.

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

Mario Cristobal Takes the Ball out of his Best Players Hands and it Cost the Season

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

There is a wet paper towel. And then there is the Miami Hurricanes defense.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments