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𝔅 eyoncé enthusiast | ♏︎ | He/Him
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Hey there x

tbh i think “IDIOT” is plastered across my forehead

A lil bit of Lola to cleanse the tl

Feeling like a bag of shit rn

Another day up hating myself xo

I love rugby (players)

Clothes on for a change

I’m in the pits of hell (hungover) and need to be destroyed (fucked like a whore)

She’s also up (kinda)

I’m up!

It’s 6:56 pm and I’m drunk

I love being a morning person bc there is NOBODY awake to annoy me

LGBT stands for Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé - Telephone (2009)

Got told to take the evening off work so naturally I’m going home to ride my dildo 🙂‍↕️

🛩️ + 🖤’s

I said do u want to see me naked

🏃🏼‍♂️‍➡️✅

Sweating out my hangover wbu

I’m hungover

Happy v day :)

CC Tour tickets secured!!!

Walking around Dublin with his kids in me 😇

Have this too while I’m here

Hump day xo

Good morning x

I have a semi and I’m about to get off the bus fuck

Looooola

:)

6 but sometimes 3 + if it’s really cold 2 with a second blanket

These aren’t my boxers x

Can I just lay here all day pls? Company welcomed x

why go to therapy when you can just rewatch the same tv show over and over until brain atrophy

Ugh

Nut video?

Heya

Hi from the gym bathrooms x

Sorry babe, can’t talk rn, I’m scaring the hoes 🫶🏻 (doing my skincare in the gym in front of the str8s)

Entertain me while I clear my wardrobe (spicy only) ngl.link/afur1997

Something something humpday

Happy gotcha day bby

I’ve been awake for over 24 hours I can’t do this

Alexa play the sonic heroes theme song