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“Full Swing Season 3”

I ate a whole single cheeseburger and some fries today for the first time in a LONG time today.

When someone asks you what they can do for you, but you’re so in your own goddamned head you can’t come up with an answer? And if one more person emails me or calls me for job that doesn’t exist, or isn’t posted, it will take everything I have to keep the conversation civil.

World’s ending… time to finally try out an electric toothbrush I guess.

If the rest of the NFL puts in writing that they’re scared of the Eagles and tired of being bullied then I will be ok with banning the tush push.

Also MAN I would kill for some decent sushi right now. Not even the good stuff. Just uber salty fish and rice.

Also my new fun thing is waking up dry heaving at like 4am. That shit isn’t in the ma

Please stand by for my biweekly bitchfest. I don’t think that anyone prepares you for how lonely and isolated this whole cancer thing makes you feel. It’s a real suck. I’m trying to keep battling and fighting but shit is fucking hard :/ end rant

Somone out here on the bluesky trolling for tee time invites for Grove XXIII ?

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times using only gifs

Don’t know how I feel about the Bond news. Will probably increase flow of content in short term, but long term it’s a bad quantity over quality move. Amazon needs to hire a Dave Filoni-type Bond freak who runs the shop.

So the PET scan had some good news: one large tumor has completely gone metabolically dark (ie it’s there, but it’s basically dark and no longer the blood sucker we’ve come to know and hate) On the down side, several new spots in not so great locations. So please continue with the good thoughts!

Big PET scan tomorrow, folks. However you get down, please send some of those positive vibes, ju-ju, thoughts and prayers this way tomorrow. Mahalo

Listening to the 2 government budgeting experts in the chemo cube next to me dissect the latest *doge* moves is priceless.

ESPN featured an All-Black cast in front of and behind the cameras for last night’s San Antonio vs Atlanta game celebrating Black History Always. Some of the most elite folks in the industry. I was honored to take part. We are Bonafide. Qualified.Certified💯 Melanated.Educated and Compensated 👌🏽❤️✊🏽🏀

Made it home safely from rehab. Let’s see how this goes:

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM. We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building. Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

A friend just sent me the Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup sketch from SNL back in the dark ages, and I can confirm it holds up.

177 hours until kickoff. Go Birds.

Boy I remember when the Cowboys were good. This blows.

Walked all the way to the elevator today (1 rest break) Kind of a long walk for me. Please clap.