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cowboydaemon.bsky.social
⛧ He/Him 38y/o (human years) 🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧ ENVtuber ⛧ twitch.tv/cowboydaemon ⛧ https://ko-fi.com/cowboydaemon ⛧ throne.com/cowboydaemon ⛧ Gamer, streamer[Indefinite hiatus], and artist ⛧ 🔞 18+ only ⛧ ACAB | Free🍉Palestine ⛧ PFP by frostspecter ⛧ #art
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Joke of the Day! The Queen of England was so upset with her poker hand that she threw the cards in the toilet. It was a royal flush.

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Now THIS is one I can join in with!

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Joke of the Day! How did the owl manage his bad breath? Owl-toids

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Joke of the Day! Dad, how are we going to sneak candy into the movie theatre? Don't worry, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

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Joke of the Day! x2 I'm feeling pretty proud of myself today. I finished a puzzle in just a couple hours, and the box said 2-4 years. --- There's a big unsolved robbery case going on at the local IKEA. The police are having trouble putting the pieces together.

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Joke of the Day! Where do saplings go to learn? Elementree school

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Still mad about not having more of this

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Joke of the Day! x2 Dad, my teacher was telling us about cloning today, but I don't think I understand it. That makes two of us. --- My favorite superhero is Typo Man. He writes all the wrongs.

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Gunna post JotD, but I'm also gunna post some thoughts here. Might be a couple more months maybe before I actually start using my Patreon again, and it'll probably only be for personal works, with crops publicly posted. Any fanart or gift art stuff will be public. 👍

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Favorite song from EPIC the musical, go

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Motions vaguely 🤲✨ ko-fi.com/c/9d4563cdb1

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Did bluesky break for like 10 hours for anyone else, or was that just me?

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Joke of the Day! x3 I ordered a deck of cards online, but it's been two weeks and they haven't gotten here yet. I contacted the seller and they assured me they were dealing with it. --- I think I'm allergic to the gym. Every time I go there, I have trouble breathing and start sweating a lot.

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I'm sorry for missing a bunch of JotDs, I will post a bunch today

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Another art done for the amazing @cowboydaemon.bsky.social :3 #art #artwork

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Joke of the Day! x2 How much does an influencer weigh? An Instagram --- Last night, I dreamed that I was the author of The Lord of the Rings. I've been Tolkien in my sleep.

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Happy Valentine's Day, have 2 Joke of the Day jokes! (cause I forgor yesterday) What type of luggage do vultures bring with them on airplanes? Carrion --- My boss told us that a customer complained about an employee with bad posture. I have a hunch it was me.

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Got paid from Twitch, bought some donuts with the money. It's been a while. 🥰

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Joke of the Day! If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?

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Joke of the Day! What do you call a retired miner? Doug

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Howdy I might stream Thursday (BIG maybe) and it might be Palworld (cause I'm obsessed) and I might be joined by Cheese (it's up to him to join and/or stream) this is all in the air, idk if I will or not we'll see maybe?

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Joke of the Day! Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marion.

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Joke of the Day! I love pianos. They have the keys to my heart.

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Current Patreon thoughts are 3 tiers, something like $2.50, $5, and maybe $10? MIGHT have a higher tier than that, but might not need it tbh. I don't expect the need for it for a good long while, at least.

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Joke of the Day! x2 What did the dentist name his boat? The Tooth Ferry --- I gave my daughter a locket for her sixteenth birthday. Now she's inde-pendent.

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If you see this, quote with a game you've played multiple times.

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Joke of the Day! Dad, Mom was complaining that you don't buy her flowers often enough. In my defense, I didn't know your mom sold flowers!

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Joke of the Day! I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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Joke of the Day! x7 I took a course to learn how to be a DJ, but it barely scratched the surface. --- What's the best way to make a plant laugh? Tell acorn-y joke. --- I won a contest at the state fair for growing the biggest pickle. It was kind of a big dill. 1/2

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I'm sorry I've missed several JotDs. I will give you all the previous ones in a thread here in a sec!

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Quick, which is your favorite Pal from Palworld?

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