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Team Action Network. Former editor at Baseball Prospectus. Chicago-based. I hate your favorite movie.
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Wish I could tell 2005 Collin that in 20 years someone will pay him to talk about movies in front of a microphone for nearly two hours. This was a blast to record. Part 1 of our 2025 Academy Awards Best Bets. open.spotify.com/episode/6OGA...

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This obsession has long past gotten creepy

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Hell yeah go Canada we don’t deserve nice things here

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Me tonight

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we're still in the midst of a subscription drive, of a sort, and could use all the help we can get to keep prices right where they are and the value proposition as rewarding as possible. Admittedly the start to 2025 hasn't even matched 2024, so please spread the word far and wide.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

My review of Captain Falcon & Red Hulk

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Few things in the world are as perfect a match as @jrfegan.soxmachine.com and the backfields of Camelback Ranch.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Unrelated by the 1-on-1 tournament in Unrivaled is fucking awesome

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry what

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

This is the first time ever that the Super Bowl halftime performer has been someone I'm actively a fan of and gotta say, it's a lot more fun when that's the case.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just threw my life savings on "Will There Be A Car On The Stage During The Super Bowl Halftime Show - YES."

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The fewest rushing attempts by any team in Super Bowl history is the Dolphins with 9 in 1985. Chiefs have 3 at halftime. Feels like that record is gonna fall.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

24-0 isn't 28-3 but it's close

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The Chiefs look like absolute shit so this game script is playing out perfectly for them to win

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just cashed my "Aaron Rodgers finds his way into the news on Super Bowl Sunday" ticket. It was -5000 but money is money.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Ke Huy Quan in "Love Hurts" like

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Wanna go back in time and warn everyone celebrating the demise of GarPax that the next guy is somehow worse

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Pets sign Mete Alonso

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Just came closer than I've ever gotten to getting got my a phone call scammer. I am HEATED. PHEW.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Almost impossible for me to believe this is the seventh @baseballprospectus.com Annual in which my name appears. Still as much of a thrill and honor as the first.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

We back baby

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Tfw you’ve gotta watch the Chiefs in the Super Bowl again

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Never a doubt lol

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest Oscar snub was that everyone seemed to forget about the year's best movie, I Saw the TV Glow.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Man, a good chunk of these players weren't even born when Hot Fuss came out

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Notre Dame offense basically doing what I do when I turn the difficulty up on NCAA Football 25 and can't stop throwing picks

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Me rn

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Congratulations to the Chicago Bears for winning the Offseason Super Bowl for the 15th consecutive year! They clinched this one earlier than ever before!

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Fun fact if the Bears hire Eddie George he’d be the second-ever NFL head coach to be on the cover of Madden. The first was John Madden.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The Lions winning this game was as sure of a thing as Tarik Skubal starting a winner-take-all playoff game

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The NFC team with the longest active streak of failing to reach the conference title game is the Dallas Cowboys

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine if the best season in your franchise's history ended with them giving up 45 points to a rookie QB and turning the ball over five times in a home playoff loss

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

How many of y'all got memes that show the Bears 1-0 2025 record compared to the 0-1 Packers, Lions, and Vikings queued up just READY to push send as soon as this game goes final?

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

If the Vikings, Packers, and Lions go winless in the playoffs maybe the Bears were somehow even worse than we thought

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Dan Campbell made them run that play to try to get teams to not hire Ben Johnson

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

BEN JOHNSON THE GENIUS

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Feels like Jamison Crowder has been in the league 20 years and the internet claims he is still only 31-years-old

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

HOLY SHIT

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That's the bad beat of the year/win of the year depending on which side you were on lol

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The Chiefs are going to the AFC championship game for the 7th year in row Something must be done about super teams, the NFL is dying and losing fans

submitted 39 days ago • 47 comments

My kingdom for Schultz TD here

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