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coyoteface.bsky.social
🌈⚧️ they/he I am deeply flawed and just want to be a good person, and also I love my cats so much.
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Stopped my cat mid-jump (no harm) and that was probably the funniest thing I've ever done, but then he ran into the kitchen, started a skirmish with his brother, and then threw up so, eh

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

How are cats so relaxing and good to have around yet so...... so......... SO ..................

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

So one of our cashiers got grazed in the leg by a 9mm round today at work because some dipshit old man had a lose firearm in his pocket and accidentally pulled the trigger digging for change. So that's... I was gonna say "interesting" but I think it's just "extremely American"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

In my Stephen King era

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You know what kind of uncanny valleys me a little bit? Kangaroo arms.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally knocked some clothes hangers off my chair and ended up perfectly ring-tossing one of them around my cat's head, jesus christ

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Me sitting here wondering if I should have gone ahead and changed my gender markers before, you know, Now: Well..........

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

How do I even say anything about this country right now without screaming?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

good job

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

dude i'm begging my body to allow me to consume, because right now this lemon ice is genuinely one of the best things i've ever tasted after this Hell Day

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Dude. TMI but, I've just been laying around all day, home sick, puking an absolutely fascinating amount of fluid, SHITTING a fascinating amount of fluid, running fevers and trying to sleep on my shitass bed causing my ass, hips, and lower back to hurt worse than my stomach, AND doomscrolling. help

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

over here like "god what is that SOUND..." and invariably it is my cat licking something

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Reddit has recently thrust CATHELP upon me, and I've run onto so many posts of people genuinely concerned about their cat's behavior that I've immediately answered with "Nah it's okay he just got you. He just Got You. You just got Got." Like sometimes they just bite you, it's fine. It's fine. It's f

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

If I'm getting sick I'm gonna Yell.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

my mast cells: Okay but what if all your histamine just went to your right tit, like what if we just puffed up your scar and made your little pepperoni nip finally have feeling, it's just the worst feeling, and what if-

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Mommy, that man sold the world 👉

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

my mast cells every night for some fucking reason: YOU NEED ALL THE HISTAMINE RIGHT??? YOU NEED SO MUCH FUCKING HISTAMINE, RIGHT????? BUDDY WE GOT YOU, HERE IT COOOMMMESSS

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream I was in high school again and Lue Elizondo came and gave a lecture in our library about brine shrimp

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I MEANT TO SEND MY DAD A BIG RANT ABOUT THE SENTENCING AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO MY MANAGER LMFAOOOOOOO

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

What a goddamn joke dude. "Yeah, we're gonna let you be the fucking president first..."

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Man I gotta say, I do agree that the US needs to embrace "cunt."

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Took a short walk and saw a big pileated woodpecker trying to get some lunch!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

There's a pine tree outside my window and it's so pretty with the snow, I want to take a picture but the back camera on my phone is damaged :((((

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Deeply upset that my roommate and I are both likely going to be off tomorrow. Dreading it, actually.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I STILL CANNOT get into this FUCKING laptop to get that GODDAMN UAP video and it is making me an Insane Person

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Man. Dude. Buddy. What are we fucking doing???

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments