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German European. Avid reader. Connoisseur of licorice. Here for the view. Posts in German and English.
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This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from an exhausting first day of puppy school. Barron is really proud of him. 13/10 Happy Father's Day, Barron

Make your father proud by knowing it’s 'Father's Day,' with an apostrophe.

he said we were fancy!

Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings

Eine mRNA-Impfung ist keine „Gentherapie“. Sie verändert nicht die DNA (Erbsubstanz). mRNA wurde nicht „erfunden“, sondern ist Bestandteil jeder Körperzelle. Sie enthält die Bauanleitung für Proteine. Wer einer Verschwörungstheorie glaubt, fällt auch auf weitere herein.

The “fact” that we swallow 8 spiders a year in our sleep likely originated in a 1993 article about how readily people accept information they read online. The author noted a fictional statistic about spiders as a wild example, only to watch it quickly spread on the internet.

Happy International Axe Throwing Day! To be honest axe throwing has never appealed to me, but here’s a list of things I do enjoy throwing… A spanner (in the works) My toys (out of the pram) My weight (around) Things (into question) My hat (in the ring) My hands (up in the air) Shade (at the haters)

Happy #FridayThe13th! In earlier centuries, some people believed that the mummified hand of an executed criminal holding a candle made from the malefactor’s fat could render the person who carried it invisible. It was called the HAND OF GLORY. This example is from Whitby Museum.

OH MY GOD! YES!!!!!

it's really striking how many people completely blocked out "reduce" and "reuse" and focused entirely on "recycle" to make themselves feel better. my third temu order this month is fine bc when i'm done with all these microplastics in 2 months im going to put them in the recycle bin ♥️

Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

Kein Mensch ist illegal – das steht bei uns im Millerntor-Stadion, und das meinen wir so. Was derzeit gegen Pro Asyl, engagierte Anwält*innen und Richter*innen läuft, ist brandgefährlich: Eine orchestrierte Kampagne gegen Menschenrechte und Rechtsstaatlichkeit. #fcsp

Steve is having a great day! I'm not sure why (and I'm naturally a bit worried)

The Salem Witch Trials may have been caused by rye bread. In 1692, after two young girls in Salem, Massachusetts exhibited severe convulsions and other strange symptoms, village doctor William Griggs diagnosed them as having been bewitched. 🧵⬇️

Out and about in Oslo! I saw this sign on a yarn store, but missed the first bit at first, so it looked kind of like a threat to knit the giver.

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too on top of everything else.

The Case for Always Getting The Thing At The Restaurant You Like And Know Is Good, my two hour lecture at the Being Old Is Great Actually conference

we're better at managing crappy content than generating it. but if there's a prompt i can help you with while ChatGPT is down, lmk and i'll do my best.

This is so true!

I don't know a lot of archaeology, but i grew up in Sicily, and directions are "The hospital? Go straight until you see a late Ionic capital embedded in the wall, then take a left. When you get to a little park with Dressel 20 oil amphora fragments scattered in the flowerbeds you're getting close."

How Europeans react when you try to speak their language.

"These colors don't run from fascists". 🌈 World Pride in Washington, D.C.

In 1995, divers near the Ryukyu Islands off Japan spotted these elaborate mandala-like art in the sand of the ocean's floor. They were elaborate 2 meter wide sculptures with fluting, shell ornaments placed at ridges, sand sorted by granularity, both consistent in design & unique. (📷: BBC Earth)

carrot = 🥕 carat =💎 karat = 🥇 caret = ^

When people ask me if I have any fun summer activities planned, I tell them yes: counting down the days until school begins.

may every artist have the confidence of the late great george mallory, who went rock climbing one summer vacation and decided that if he could defeat the hills of the English countryside, he could totally do Everest

Johnny Cash once had a near-fatal encounter with an ostrich. Cash, who kept an exotic animal park, encountered an aggressive male ostrich on a walk. The bird slashed at Cash’s stomach, but the singer’s belt buckle prevented it from cutting open his abdomen.

Germany’s water reserves benefit from phaseout of nuclear and coal. Germany’s growing reliance on wind and solar is reducing water withdrawals once used for cooling coal and nuclear plants. This shift is easing pressure on rivers and aquifers during droughts. buff.ly/gnzUd7Y #ShareGoodNewsToo

Haha I helped my sister move a few weeks ago and she just found one of the boxes I packed for her. She just sent me this. The box contains stuff like homeopathic remedies and an assortment of dietary supplements.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

Parenting is just constantly wishing your kids would stop yelling and then panicking when they go quiet because you know they’re up to no good.

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Men are too emotional to use social media

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

Die Debatte über den fortgesetzten Rechtsbruch an deutschen Grenzen muss viel lauter geführt werden. Hier geht es schließlich ums Wesentliche: Dass eine Regierung in diesem Land sich nicht mehr an Recht und Gesetz gebunden fühlt. Dafür darf es null Toleranz geben.

“Desire paths” are unofficial trails, usually bypassing a planned path, that reveal the most convenient route to get somewhere. The people (AKA meanderthals) that tramp along these routes often wear away grass, creating the secondary path Walk this way for more on desire paths (a thread / tread)...

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

The change in croissant per capita consumption per day in french departménts