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Just going to be clear my handle makes fun of the GOP trying to be hip. One reason I wish MAGA lost is so I could skewer both sides equally, but alas we need to fight while I prepare my Annie Hall style strongly worded letter.
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Uber ride share company doesn't have an umlaut over the E because, you know, that whole thing.

Luigi Mangione did it because he LITERALLY got screwed.

Joe Jonas must be so relieved right now.

I would've guessed it'd be Wario.

At least Biden would never use his office to benefit his family...wait...what? COME ONNNNNN!!!!

If being unvaccinated only affected people who chose not to get the vaccine, it would be evolution's purest miracle.

I recorded the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Don't tell me how it ends.

Are fundamentalist Christian football players home coached?

Right wingersare like "colleges are liberal indoctrination cesspools!" Same right wingers: "Roll Tide!"

Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander - @humortimes.bsky.social www.humortimes.com/123752/rippi...

I want to make an app that translates conservative memes into the original Russian.

Every time liberals get mad I just make up a new social media platform to give them hope. "Hey, we're all on Telephone Cat now. No, that was too corporate, we're all moving TurtleCoffeeMakerHouseMachine..."

You know there were MAGA who voted for Trump because they thought GEICO Cavemen were taking our jobs.

The Lincoln Project did make an impact this election. And by big impact I mean charging me for a recurring donation I didn't make and not having technical support.

James Cameron is launching a mini-sub to explore the wreckage that used to be Threads.