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Why are there no arcades in airports? I can think of almost no better way to spend 90 minutes in the graceless stress purgatory that is waiting for a flight.

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Back on my bullshit:

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This is from Allrecipes which concerns me even more because it’s pretty widely known and wow every thing is bleak.

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Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, and Tom Cotton went to Harvard

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i love how insane everyone is becomeing

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If I said I was rewatching a show for a second watch (I’ve only seen it once) could you guess the show based on this creepy photo I got?

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Fellow Millennials - Are yall ok?

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I think instead of age and term limits, everyone elected has to do one night of True American (from New Girl).

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Lol look what the timeline was like just 4 days ago #stlcards #aprilisthecruelistmonth

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Everytime I see the “We’ll be right back” message on Fanduel my brain sings “After these messages we’ll be riiiggghhht back”

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How’s everyone holding up? I, personally, just had a meltdown about our printer not working and realized I’m going to have to buy the color ink cartridges too even though I never print in color. But maybe it’s really b/c our country is no longer a democracy. Bring on baseball.

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INCOMING!

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The St. Louis Cardinals are going to win the World Series #stlcards

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Bullying works

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Me: I’ll take a break from news tonight so I don’t have a heart attack, and just watch calming baseball #stlcards: lol, lmao, smh what’s an RBI hit?? Is it worth more than a regular hit? Ok ok ok ok (Jake Peralta voice)

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But why does the printer not do maintenance BEFORE I hit print?????

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I’ve done my best to not engage with the news the last few days, so I made the mistake of checking it/reading it tonight and there is an all new meaning of Sunday scaries.

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For the fifth year in a row, I am once again asking for pollen to read the room.

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[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water

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#breadsky I found it

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Is there a #breadbluesky? Someone was asking about their starter on sourdough subreddit and someone replied that “it’s basically a bacterial fight club” and I can not stop thinking about it lol.

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Everything I read on LinkedIn that isn’t a job posting makes me want to vomit. Are these people real?

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I think you could put a player’s wife in as third base coach and they’d do a better job at this point #stlcards

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It’d be great for George RR Martin to release “Winds of Winter” right now.

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To the tune of Spice Girls “Wannabe” “If you wanna be my owner you gotta get with the trends. Pitching ain’t so easy, please buy a better pe-en If you wanna be my owner, you have got stop, Pretending that you’re happy with allllll that you have bought” #stlcards Cardinals 4-Pittsburgh 8

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(In tune of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” song from the late 1900’s) “And I said what about opening weekend, and she said “I think I remember the fu-UN and As I recall the I think the Cardinals won every ga-a-me. And I said well that’s the one thing we’ve got” #stlcards #openingweekend4ever

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It’s like making only one move this winter wasn’t a good game, or business plan. #stlcards

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Not now, HBO

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(In tune of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” song from the late 1900’s) “And I said what about opening weekend, and she said “I think I remember the fu-UN and As I recall the I think the Cardinals won every ga-a-me. And I said well that’s the one thing we’ve got” #stlcards #openingweekend4ever

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financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

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If you would have told me last summer that next year the St. Louis Cardinals would be the happiest part of my life I would have been Dennis from It’s Always Sunny and call you a dumb bitch #stlcards #mlb

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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

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And now let's hear what our economist has to say...

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This looks like a "win probability" graph from a game where a team builds a huge lead then blows it in the last few seconds

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New gender just dropped

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Do we know if any Cardinals are trying the torpedo bat? #stlcards

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He did it!!!

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Remember when there was a rumor that Cory Booker was the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby?

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You all I told my husband about the torpedo bat, and it was one of our worst communications ever b/c because he thought I was talking about “winged rodent” and what a mess lol. #mlb

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