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Fan of the SNL sketch "tales of fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices"
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A big thing I kept thinking about watching Andor is what a surprisingly good manager this guy was. Sarcastic, yes, but supported his people, plenty of praise, very little personal ego… Relatable to anyone who’s ever experienced the true dissonance of a great boss at an evil job

Lmao

I've owned three lava lamps in my life, and God willing, I will own three more

I haven't kept on chooglin' like I promised myself I would

insanely good rare Homer here

Can't get enough of these videos of Peter Thiel being asked by a friendly interviewer to "just say you're not the antichrist, out loud" followed by Thiel making various deep sea creature noises for 30 seconds before going "it's uh it's uh it's uh there are a lot of declensions here, interestingly,"

People comparing whatever CM Punk is doing to Dusty Rhodes wearing polka dots are being far too nice to CM Punk.

If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.

I spent 18 dollars to watch my Blank Check friends talk about King Ralph, and it would have been a deal at twice the price. It truly has been a decade of dreams

Fun fact: I looked up who directed the "Run Away with Me" video and he's never directed nearly anything, it was just some guy she was dating, which explains a lot why it's so great

you know, i’m not militantly pro city-run groceries — i think it is an interesting idea to pilot and try out! — but i’m getting negatively polarized into being a big supporter just from these incredibly vapid, brain-dead posts.

throughout history, organisms have tried to evolve into matt yglesias five different times

according to conservatives on the court, the constitution does not protect your right to your own body but does enable the government to ship you off to a foreign gulag without any hope of return

A lot of you warmongers look like this

The United States is a threat to global peace and is actively dismantling any semblance of an international rules-based order through its own actions and its continued backing of Israel’s lawlessness. You can’t shout “peace!” after attacking a sovereign country in violation of international law.

Dumb, stupid, evil country we live in

HELL yeah

EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Claude Dunce of Georgia, 81, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York City. "That's the one guy's kid," Dunce tells me. "And as I recall he has been on television as well, previously. So I would encourage everyone there to fucking get over themselves and let him do whatever."

Important context to the Supreme Court ruling is that Tennessee only has one gender clinic for kids and it performs 5 top surgeries per year. This entire "debate" is about a phenomenon — large numbers of kids being rushed into hormones and surgeries — that doesn't exist. apnews.com/article/heal...

hand on my heart I am insisting that you watch this, the transcript simply does not do justice to the noises they both make

This game rules, it’s a pulp noir imsim in Build Engine style. Recommended if any of those words mean anything to you

In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

YES....YES

The Wild Bunch and Last of the Mohicans are my Dad's favorite movies, and they're pretty high up on my personal best of list too. Larry McMurtry's Lonesome Dove, too. He has good taste, mostly!

"Bed For The Scraping" by Fugazi just came up on shuffle and reminded me that I need to listen to Fugazi more

I do truly believe that LLMs will eventually be viewed as akin to radioactive matter: indispensable and groundbreaking for very narrow specific purposes, and otherwise extremely toxic and harmful to anyone who isn’t a specialist taking appropriate safety precautions.

Skies of Arcadia rules

It doesn’t solve anything and it definitely doesn’t change anything but it is kind of nice to know that he knows that his big macho honk honk birthday parade sucked

The Prisoner is based on a simple concept: What if you made a TV show that was interesting instead of uninteresting whenever a choice between the two was available

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Even more true today than it was during Brexit

my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

booker ready to do anything other than vote no on republican legislation

Yeah it's really something to see a U.S. senator being hit with the same impossible compliance demands that the cops scream at people before shooting them during a stop

it rules that there's not any single law enforcement agency—or law enforcement agent!—in the US that you could believe for one second has any intention of even trying to enforce any of the laws broken by the guys who bodyslammed and handcuffed a senator for asking a question at a press conference

You know, we make fun of how The Art of War is full of basic advice for failsons of the Spring and Autumn period, but maybe even modern failsons need reminders like “you have to feed, shelter, and pay your armies”

RIP big dog

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

God Only Knows is the best song of all time

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

If your son or daughter tells you they want to work for United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement department when they grow up, you fucked up real bad as a parent

notable that the poster child for morally empty ambition has finally figured out that there are gains to be reaped from opposing the administration's actions

The weird, often whitewashed way the civil rights movement is taught (or not taught) seemed to convince a lot of people that nonviolence was met with nonviolence, instead of you know, dogs, hoses, beatings, death, etc

it's absolutely important to couch every statement from this guy in the context that he hired a person based solely on the credential that the guy strangled one of my neighbors to death. no background in software or finance, just murder.

We need a third political party that nobody likes, maybe one for billionaires and people who don’t believe in anything, those people need a win

sitting in my apartment firing off missives instructing protesters on the morally correct way to respond when they’re fired on by federal forces

The Sherrif’s department was shooting gas and smoke bombs at us for standing blocks from the Home Depot.