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Cheery Canadian šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦. Co-owner of Dark Ascension LARP. Currently on my 34th play through of Skyrim.
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Maybe the pro-life horse shouldā€™ve been kept in the barn.

(Me, listening to ā€˜Galvanizeā€™ by The Chemical Brothers pulling into work) 22 y/o Co-Worker: Thatā€™s like old 80ā€™s house music, right? Me:

(John Wick breaks into Scammer Guyā€™s basement) (Scammer Guy looks up startled) (JW points his gun at SG) JW: Soā€¦ thereā€™s a warrant out for my arrest? SG: Noā€¦ I donā€™t do those kind o- (JW presses gun into his cheek) JW: I have outstanding legal fees? SG: Please, just leave me aloneā€¦

Iā€™m going to say it after all this hype and finally trying themā€¦ I find Krispy Kreme doughnuts ā€œjust ok.ā€

Youā€™d think after 2010 the Americans would remember not to let the other countryā€™s best player get unfettered access to the slot in their defensive zone.

Canada stands as a proud nation tonight. Meanwhile, this fucking idiot is high out of his mind wearing sunglasses inside and brandishing a chainsaw at CPAC given to him by an Argentinian anarcho-capitalist shit weasel.

I hope Trump ate a Big Mac to drown his tears tonight, but knowing that heā€™s a soulless sack of crap he probably stopped watching and waddled his way to bed early.

Canada won the game early into Our Lady Peaceā€™s set tonight at Rogers Place in Edmonton. The band stopped after we all started screaming before they started another song and we sang O Canada with the band. It was glorious! Then they sang Innocent right after and I broke into tears.

Iā€™m not watching the hockey game tonight. Iā€™m going to see Our Lady Peace in Edmonton.

Alexander Ovechkin and Putin himself are suiting up for the Americans tonight.

Would be a real shame if Air Force One fell out of the sky.

This is completely unthinkable.

Dope hot list.

The United States treasury is being maintained by 7 nerds with computers that I could beat in an arm wrestle all at once.

If only there was a vaccine to stop thisā€¦