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Me, needing another person for the adhd engine to power up. Me, asking friend to do thing. Friend, says no. Me, so now I must wither away here....forever.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

You know what I find funny, looking back on it? Seeing people threaten their kids with military school if they came out as gay Like, as someone with family members both in various branches of the military, and some who've been to those kinda schools... Its pretty much a homoerotic playground...

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

What do you think your 2 partner digimon would be, legit? I'm curious, so please don't choose them based on fuckability smh my head.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

If pokemon were real, you'd best believe whoever dates me will have to accept the fact I will have 10+ phrases and parasect on the property, along with a sigh of 15 slowpokes

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Give me all your paras and parasect cards...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Helped my friend organize his cards, and he let me keep these.... Its starting...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ew, not Google recommending me antitrans articles from -the western journal- on my homepage

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Currently wondering if my friends are aliens rn. They don't keep onions in their house.... Like, when they need an onion they go to the store and buy -just one- Here's the thing though.... HALF THE SHIT THEY EAT REQUIRES ONIONS!!!!!

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Well, one good thing about this incentive, is that it forces me to clear games on my switch I abandoned lmao.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you smoke on public transport, you are an asshole. If you can't go 10 minutes without smoking,either walk or get a car.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If the carrot cake does not have Rum Raisins in it: I do not want it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

A tempting offer is placed in front of you. Will you give in and have a go at handling his 'Captain's Log'? I'm sure he'll add your name to this 'ledger' all night and more. A nice classic piece of Moreau, and a great vantage of his heft. Art: @bananadaboi.bsky.social #NsfwArt #Art #FurryArt

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

Looks like you all were too late! Seems the offer got swiped from under your noses and a nerd found his way in and nestled against the Captain's balls! Poor thing, better luck next time, eh? Though, I'm sure he'd share if asked... Art/nerd: @bananadaboi.bsky.social #Art #FurryArt #NsfwArt

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

What better way to enjoy the captain than to be stuck on his shaft, a tentacle working its way down your throat? Getting lost in his eyes, becoming more pliable by the second? Sounds heavenly to some, truly. 🦊: @karmapupper.bsky.social 🎨: @nookingtxn.bsky.social #Hypnosis #Art #NsfwArt #FurryArt

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Why are there no gloryholes in the hospital basement??? Lmao

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The ammount of time I would spend as a shape-shifting beast is equal to the amount of time I would spend as an evil deviant version of cait sith. Let that sink in.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

When is pokemon going to give us himbo nurses. Nurses Roy

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Normalize having your himbo waitstaff listen to recordings that drive then further into subservience.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Having a night shift job now is so handy

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Its kinda funny that people didn't think something like that -wasnt- going to happen if they still used twitter after the a.i's intro to it.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Slept on Monsters for Monster hunter porn: Bishaten, Kechawacha, Azuros, Tetsucabra, boggi.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone here seen schitts creek? If you know Moira Rose, thats what life is like dealing with my grandmother. Except she doesn't have the occasional cool moment

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I'm looking to sell an old character of mine, Micha! He hasn't seen much use in ages, and doesn't really fit my style anymore. He has several Pieces (5) If you buy him, you will get the full images and the rights to change/edit him however you wish. Asking for around $110 #FurryArt #Art #Sale

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Next Up is this Shisa fellow (no current Name) I've had for a while but don't really have any intention of keeping him anymore. He has several Pieces (4) If you buy him, you will get the full images and the rights to change/edit him however you wish. Asking for around $95 #FurryArt #Art #Sale

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Lastly, I have a scrunkly Gnoll named Gnarl. Made him for a DnD game that never got started, and don't have any plans to use him further. He only has (2) Pieces If you buy him, you will get the full images and the rights to change/edit him however you wish. Asking for around $65 #FurryArt #Art #Sale

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine a beast just grabbing at you, hands/paws clearly large enough to engulf half or your torso. He pulls you in, and proceeds to kiss you, your face half covered by its maw. Stuck there, puzzling how to work around this; both confused and aroused by its tongue ransacking your throat.

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Trying out space station 14...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments