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Zesty, Salty & Delicious Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur Conspiracy-loving captain sailing the internet with a salty wit that could pickle any debate. "A delightful blend of hilarity and hot takes, seasoned generously with spicy sarcasm." Said no one ever
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Sorry everyone, I have been over at the bad place battling InfaMAGAts. Be back soon.

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Elonia is having a having a hard time in the bad place, so he is changing the algo again. 🤪

🧵Operation Democracy We are not done 💙🌏

If this doesn't make you outraged, I don't have anything to say to you. Action NOW, no excuses. Please amplify, everyone needs to see this. youtu.be/fF22jp2VBJg

Looks like mElonia has been naughty. Torba used Grok to ask a very serious question about mElonia and national security concerns. The following is Grok's response. x.com/torbabo/stat...

Just woke up from a nap, got sinus infection that won't go away. Been doom scrolling on hellscape for a bit. My current mood:

www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

With Elon Musk, an unelected plutocrat, six weeks from becoming co-President of the United States, many people are just starting to research who he really is—that is, beyond the basics most already know. Or, rather, think they know—as most of those basics are untrue. This thread reveals the truth.

🤣 I had some of the same thoughts about Waffle House

If you haven’t turned on the news on for a while, but you know you should be staying informed, please give us a try. It’s free. It’s safe. And there’s appropriate profanity. Women-owned. Women-operated. Independent. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Shot in the dark here, but anything like this? 😬 youtu.be/pDvkt2VkArg

Billionaires work very hard to keep the peasants distracted and divided so they never notice how badly they’re being SCREWED and unite against the billionaires.

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Yep, and not nuked either, huh go figure.

Accurate. Repost if you agree.

As a member of the President’s Commission on the US Supreme Court I ended up strongly supporting this change. In my view, it can be accomplished by an appropriate Act of Congress, without any need to amend the Constitution. www.newsweek.com/senators-pus...

☠️ "Russia has lost at least 700,000 killed and wounded since February 2022 and has "wasted" more than $200 billion on the war," — Lloyd Austin

Sold.

Over 400 people have been detained during protests in Georgia. The Interior Ministry reports over 30 involved in criminal cases, 372 administratively detained, and 100+ fined. The protests have continued for 11 days. publika.ge/darakhvelidz...

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Trump reiterated this morning on Meet the Press that he intends to end birthright citizenship. When told the 14th Amendment says all persons born in the US are citizens, he said, “Well, we’re going to have it changed. We have to end it.”

I'll troll Twitter for peeps so you don't have to.

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For those no longer on Twitter a quick thread on parmesan girl (IYKYK) How it started - she became parmesan girl 2 years ago

Georgia outside parliament

This made my day…

Speaker: All mothers are proud of their sons Mrs. Hegseth (shouting in background): NOT MY SON HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT

This actual wrote a better bio then the one I came up with, lol.

I just ran my Bluesky Digital Persona analysis and if this doesn’t make you want to follow me I don’t know what will 😂🤣🤪☕️. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.