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crab.cab
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always a great time checking in over here. good luck on reformulating posts you saw on the Other Website and acquiring a second television show to be into

zach braff!!! this commentary will surely be cutting edge

the average "poster" here is like a 45 year old jokescold listening to npr, but sure! poster's roulette!

If we could talk about former president Joe Biden exclusively for 15, 17 more years straight that would be great. That would be really good

to show that you're sane and normal lets start the article off with a nice big pic. ideally you'd be wearing The New Flesh in some form,

RFK please stop the suppression of astrology. please approve astrology as medication. the left is behind you

lol and also this company needs to die

pushing forty as i write my weekly post asking my followers for several hundred dollars

lol

the site's pope-posting is positively limp

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Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

uhhhhhhhhhh im afraid youve set up shop in a no click zone

fuck all these freaks

on this website we capitulate our responsibilities to random newspapers, employers, etc 👍

lets be performative about the moral valance of moving to this website while incessantly posting screenshots of the old evil website, owning our various posting enemies from over there, etc

really enjoying this new medication ad where they have to repeatedly say that ppl on it could die due to redness and swelling in the taint region

Lemme just refresh this feed one more time before working real hard without interruption the rest of the day

the astroturfed attempt at legitimization of "prompt engineering" is still so funny to me. even if the output of AI stuff was worth anything at all, the idea of somebody being 'good at it' is like giving out awards for renting the best movie

what can't she do

Watching NPR adopt a psychotic right-wing framework and uncritically support government violence must hit so different if you don’t remember the 2000s or a lot of the years since the 2000s

GUY WITH GREASE DRIPS ALL DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS STAINLESS STEEL OVEN: My name is Peter Howell from Tempe, AZ and I've got what it takes to survive on Kitchen Firing Squad! ME, ON COUCH WATCHING KITCHEN FIRING SQUAD: Jesus this guy's gonna get shot before the first commercial break.

Just need a quick 25x on revenue to turn this around. Hopefully no cheaper competitors are entering the market