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crab.institute
Inventor of Fortnite Oats™️ “The oats with the long soak!”
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Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

submitted 15 hours ago • 609 comments

$100,000,000 is less than 0.06% of Zuck’s net worth. If I stole that amount from him it would be a meaningless change, no different than noise. Therefore, anyone is welcome to steal up to $100,000,000 from him and it’s not really a crime.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuckin MAGNETS!

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m calling it “Dabmascus”

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submitted 3 days ago • 83 comments

Forge overhaul #blacksmith #metalwork

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Pidgey’s 8th Birthday! Everyone please tell him Merry Pidgemas. #catsOfBluesky #birthdayBoy

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Can we talk about the beak?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Jarnathan?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

submitted 9 days ago • 263 comments

They say white people have no culture but the University of Oklahoma Sooners were named after the people who illegally cheated in the “Land Runs”, which were events where settlers had a little race to decide who got to steal the best farm land.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I like bars that don’t clean their fryers because then the fries taste like onion rings and chicken.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Old drunk man at the bar, watching baseball, unironically: “aaahh he missed it! Man, I would KILLED that one.”

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

We legit need one of you #atproto nerds to make a #circuitBreaker app where you can set triggers to change the settings on a post. i.e. if post gets 50 likes, then turn off comments or if post gets 3 comments from non-followers, delete my whole fuckin account because I don’t like where this is going

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments