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Something shifted. They changed the pretzel sticks in Gardetto’s.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw someone say Cars (2006) is fascist. What are we doing here folks.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Pooping somewhere I shouldn’t be

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Not now kitten daddy is live tweeting X Files reruns

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

everyone loses their virginity twice: when you first have sex and when you first listen to closer by nine inch nails

submitted 512 days ago • 47 comments

I saw this and immediately donated $5 to Wikipedia. Best ad campaign ever

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

Every fucking game has a fishing mini game these days

submitted 529 days ago • 0 comments

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Pork Tart

submitted 555 days ago • 0 comments

On that shit that made the chicken cross the road

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

I’m all about the contraptions. The gizmos. The gadgets. The thingamajigs. The hooziewhatsits. Real fucked up Wallace and Gromit shit lately.

submitted 564 days ago • 0 comments

There’s five kinds of cat. White, grey, black, orange, and dog.

submitted 568 days ago • 0 comments

Call me Ishmael the way she Moby on my Dick

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments