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I write things with blood and butts. 18+ cuz I occasionally repost handholding and porn. Reposts =/= endorsements. AI is for lazy hacks, fuck out of my face. I'm in your walls. https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Crab_Goddess/pseuds/The_Crab_Goddess
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My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com Books

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Not how that works www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

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Nobody is questioning why the FBI director is being spotted at nightclubs more than his office. Like golf courses, these are prime locations for secret communications, deals and meetings especially with organized crime figures and foreign adversaries. What could Kash be up to?

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Not a remake. I swear.

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Welcome to LoS's NSFW Saturday Artshare! Guest art by @tonnerrecomics.bsky.social 👾Share with other creators! 👾Share your art or art you have commissioned (with proper credit) and a bit about you! 👾Interact with these great artists! NSFW encouraged, but not required! NO NFTs/AI

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Chapter 2 of Las Vegas by Night: Blood-Drenched Doll is now live! archiveofourown.org/works/645429... WiP story for a homegirl and fellow toxic-vampire-yuri fan @carminedeville.bsky.social Bringing everyone together *rubs claws*

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if you feed another person's work into chatgpt you should be fed into a woodchipper

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Your School House Rock moment......

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☣︎ [ 𝕎𝔸𝕊𝕋𝔼𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔻 ] ☣︎ New Deathclaw print, will soon be available in my shop for all you fellow wastelanders and vault dwellers! 🤍

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God, what have you done? You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE And you preach at the Vat Oh Papa, I'm just having fun On the balcony in my mitre It's where I belong down at the WOKE MARXIST POPE I'm gonna keep on preaching at the WOKE MARXIST POPE

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Ok this is pretty cool. Teen Vogue just published an excerpt from my Copaganda book today! www.teenvogue.com/story/copaga...

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

Just had to pay $500 in car repairs OTL would you guys mind please boosting this post/my shop to help cover it? I'd really appreciate it, got all sorts of spooky art and goodies! ;v;

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

if ye haven't realised by now, yer so-called 'gouvernement' of literal bandits is actively tryen hard every day to murder ye ond all ye luv. less ond less subtly every day. extinction event, woruldwide Holocaust.

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Enby's Rat Era by @6my.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

The funniest possible outcome to all of this is that they picked the closest guy they could find in classic idiot lazy cop fashion and ended up with a uniquely charismatic thirst trap to be a patsy for a crime that has broad public approval.

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Hey, Canadians? If you want to help British people, and I am not joking about this: Make this "the reason" that Poilievre ate shit. Any time you get asked by a survey, say "honestly, it was his rhetoric on LGBTQ issues that turned me off him." Other world leaders pay attention to how this plays.

submitted 19 days ago • 19 comments

@unarmedoracle.bsky.social maybe you've read this already, but when it mentioned The Library of Babel by Jorge Luis Borges I thought "ok maybe I should alert the mans, he might like this." Fun and existential thus far.

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this is black-letter violation of the fourth amendment

submitted 23 days ago • 40 comments

Words to live by.

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Russia is being thoroughly crushed by Anonymous. Glory to Ukraine, glory to Georgia, and glory to the free people of the world. #OpGeorgia #OpRussia There is obviously way more that’s being done, but that’s best left known between the legion and the orcs. 🤫🤐

submitted 24 days ago • 256 comments

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

submitted 24 days ago • 357 comments

It’s John Waters’ birthday. You know what to do.

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

UK pals:

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📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️

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