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As seen on What's Mid. California. A crab of unacceptable intelligence. Not funny just dumb. Virtue negotiable, inquire for rates. Transdrogynous genderweirdo with great tits. Up to no good.
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You must imagine Sisyphus naked

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

I thank god every day that my specific type of neurodivergence kept me from being this kind of goth, simply because I could not buy pants that had straps whose purposes I could not fathom. Tell me what it does and then we'll talk,

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Obviously

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I mean … it’s … I can’t … Right? He knew

submitted 336 days ago • 21 comments

Hahahaha mannn. I hate not getting paid what I’m worth but it turns out it feels great to have an incredibly easy job with practically no actual responsibilities. I could vanish tomorrow and it’d be fine!

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

RIP Aleister Crowley you would have loved Pokémon

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

this is the first marvel movie where i've seen two distinct trailer cuts in theaters: one for marvel fans, which emphasizes the action and quippy bullshit, and one cut for everyone else that actively hides the cape shit and desperately overreaches for indie flick credibility

submitted 17 hours ago • 47 comments

Thank you god for sending this one around again, right in my moment of need.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh hell yeah this is extremely my shit right here? Jewel heists AND the creepy tunnels of Los Angeles??? Yes. Yes.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Stephen get your ass to Los Angeles this minute

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

should we prioritize learning russian or mandarin?

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

corporate needs you to find the difference

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

It’s p funny that MattY did the sock puppet thing, like were you having a hard time finding people calling you stupid?

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m just a small town country lawyer who only ever used 4chan for a couple of rough weeks in like 2012 but I don’t remember them needing email addresses to use so what did the hackers actually get

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Heard they finally got the hacker known as 4chan, congrats to our boys in blue.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I was going to make a joke about how these guys are the guys from the Primus "Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver" video and then realized these are actually the guys from the Primus "Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver" video

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I can’t believe that they’re mad about casting a black snape because that will make Harry Potter’s dad a racist bully

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

need help finding a movie/show i saw when i was in like, kindergarten or 1st grade, does this ring a bell to anyone? -Early-mid 80s -PBS/Masterpiece Theater type vibes, but comedic? -Noblewoman getting beheaded -No set/ all black bg -illo of her head being sent abroad on a fish at the end

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

submitted 1 day ago • 324 comments