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Craig I been on a lot of little kid cases. Never one with a lawyer and a couple who wants to adopt . They said this isn’t the first time. Everyone was a little kid once. They expect old ones like you and me to make it right. youtu.be/bs9Lt1QEyLA?...

Craig CPS lady said I can go home with Jackie and James! You brought a lawyer Know a few Hope I didn’t bother you . No 9 yr old girl trying to save her mommy addict. You fed me You were hungry youtu.be/-4UoJ47SzjA?...

No not into that. There are no subs . Everyone is equal

Craig do you gamble ? Lots of ads for gambling. How they pay for those ads is most folks lose gambling. One thing I’ll always gamble on is you . Why? Never give on a little kid. I’m not little !! No ur 9 I am !!

Craig you cooked for me. You were hungry

Craig are James and Jackie still here ? Yes baby Craig calls me baby says it’s a term of endearment. It is What’s my breakfast? Pancakes . Real pancakes ? Yes butter maple syrup Ok !!

Craig I’m CPS I know but I want you to meet James and Jackie . They been trying to have a child. Ma’am I think it’s my sperm but we met her we want to adopt her Ok gotta do an intake interview👏👍

Craig why do kids and animals like you on sight Dunno bad judge of character I guess. Why do u like me . Bad judge of character youtu.be/AaBw37-nWaY?...

Hi Craig and Linda !! Hungry baby ? I’m not a baby It’s a term of endearment. What ? Means I like you. It’s shrimp and grits . What’s grits . Just taste it WOW !!

Craig can I have a drink ? No you got a shift you’re a lead now . They depend on you . I know no drinking on the shift No but when you get home different story.

Craig I just ate shrimp and grits!! Wanna what do you say ? Roll around in bed. Wanna ? Wouldn’t mind lol let’s roll around

@avlid.bsky.social dark humor. Heard a joke I think it was Paula Poundstone. What never goes away ? Dark humor and kids who got vaccinated

Craig lol shrimp and grits for breakfast. Fresh raw shrimp and stone ground grits . You should go back to being a cook. I am a cook. I cook for you. And little kids and everyone else. There is that

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Morning Craig Morning girl. I have a lunch shift . No NFL not a lot of money. What’s my breakfast shrimp and grits . You already working on it . Coffee in the pot. Suns up today gonna be a nice day

Craig this girl is starving I’m a cook

I’m Linda little girl. I’m not little I’m 9 ! Im Lydia . Hi Lydia . Can I have another bowl of soup ? Craig ? Lots on the stove . Craig said I could only have soda milk or water. I want milk . Linda you should have seen him talk back CPS said you would make sure she’s safe. I will I want more soup

Craig clocking out in about an hour . We need anything . No got it covered. Who’s there ? Ernie and little girl her name Lydia Linda !! Craig wouldn’t let CPS take her . Said let her be happy tonite Sounds like Craig. The soup is amazing !

Craig I’m Lily. Officer said I can’t help you . Go talk to Craig . What happened. My mom well step mom gave her card and her pin to a guy. Baby call Ernie Hi I’m Ernie . How much money ? Everything I’ll get it back . How ? That’s what I do . Just tell me where he is. Craig leave the room. Ok

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Ok girl doesn’t get home for at least 3 hours. I’m cooking a pig. Well not a real pig . Got a friend who can make stuff look like that. She’ll fall down Hey baby youtu.be/qdbrIrFxas0?...

Craig !! cops come in say they’re arresting me cuz I’m too cute and that’s against the law . My manager is laughing so hard he’s on the floor. They’re not real cops . No and being cute isn’t against the law . BTW I’m paying for all the severs meals tonight I’m gonna kill you. That’s against the law

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Craig I’m at work. I have the patio, it’s beautiful today. Everyone is happy. Everyone is drinking. Your friends are in my section. My girls are happy cook got fired . See you tonite

Craig this song is about being on a plane you flew a lot Yes but actually it’s about a drug addict on a plane youtu.be/Y0L0jVe0duc?...

Craig do you follow womens swimming? Not intently. Your phone says Rutgers woman set IM record. What’s IM Individual medley. Front stroke back stroke breast stroke. Don’t remember the 4th. Maybe floating. lol no !!

Craig this lunch. Said you couldn’t cook Chinese. Not my best. Saturday nite dinner shift. Gonna run my ass off. From what I can see not a lot of ass left Shut up Craig You mean be quiet . I do But I like the ass you have left Be quiet youtu.be/-u8hOd4lW0A?...

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Craig I’m scheduled to start at 4 but boss wants me in at 3 Good girl. That means it’s lunch time. Yes. Ok I’ll make chicken stir fry What’s in it ? www.eatingonadime.com/chicken-pepp...

Craig spring training baseball has started . Yeah it’s like rebirth. What ? Every year is a new year. You played baseball As a kid never good enough to be a pro. Loved it tho. I pitched some . Batters were scared two over the plate next over the backstop youtu.be/YqY7e4bP9PQ?...

@sandrabullock97.bsky.social lol prolly not the real Sandra Bullock. Why would she follow me. But I’ll tell everyone Sandra Bullock follows me. And I’ll say it with pride

Morning Craig !! Girl. It’s time for breakfast. Is What’s breakfast ? Huevos Ranchero Really ? Seattles Best Post Alley in the pot already Did you sleep well ? Yes

Sis !! This really big guy showed up and beat the shit out of him !! Ernie . Yes he brought me here said you were here. Beat the shit out of him. Said if I have to come back I’ll kill you. Don’t make me come back You did this ? He was hurting you. He was . Sis let’s get some ice on ur face

Craig what is this song about ? Recidivism. What ? You go back Jack and you do it again youtu.be/7SM_eJKVlzs?...

Craig you don’t do anything. Don’t want to did a few things old now . Name one . Won a case changed the 6 hour shift in San Fransisco. Men got 8 hour shifts paid lunch .gals got 6 hour shifts no paid lunch . I won that

Craig I’m back problem solved Sierra you hurt him What’s for dinner Craig Italian sausage pasta . Baby you got drinks . I do I’m Ernie I know youtu.be/CoabDBD1N2Q?....

Craig play something hard that my mom wouldn’t like Ok pappa roach youtu.be/j0lSpNtjPM8?...

Craig how many people I buying vodka for ? At this point 5 but the door is still open . You have my card ? Always