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Craig you play music I never heard. But this song you might have her now but I got something better. Is that me ? Yes music.youtube.com/watch?v=eIp8...

Craig what is this song about ? Trump world music.youtube.com/watch?v=kHe0...

Craig this Dylan song you sparkle before you speak. It’s about you. I sparkle ? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You sparkle

Craig last night you said you love me. Heat of action. Right now I woke you up u said I love you. Beginning of Heat of action lol maybe not. music.youtube.com/watch?v=n4nP...

Morning Craig !! Girl I know there’s coffee. Is. I can have a Bloody Mary. No you have work. No vacation day. Now I’m assistant manager I get vacation. So I’m stuck with you all day ? Yes. What’s breakfast? Steak eggs and grits .

Craig you’re old but still crazy. Once crazy never sane girl. Other nite 75 years old stepping in. Don’t hit her. Woulda killed you. Used my drug dealer voice don’t hit her !! youtu.be/kHGRqz-UiUc?...

Craig ? youtu.be/4uLMDUWyMDE?...

Craig What girl ? Why ? Why not ? I’ve disappointed you. Disappointment is part of learning . My daddy left. I know girl. But hope is the other side of disappointment. It is. We went on a picnic yesterday. We did youtu.be/c0-XL8EdH6g?...

Craig is this song about you ? Up to you to decide youtu.be/9NxMlG3M40k?...

Craig your music. Not like today music. Yeah real music. This dinner. You don’t cause me a heartache often youtu.be/Vtn4ufLtCvE?...

Craig what’s dinner gonna be ? You me and Alice ? Yes You like capon game hens. Those little chickens I can eat with my hands ? Yes. You pick the sides Alice you help. Yes boss. Craig she called me Boss. Get used to it El Hefe wtf music.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xth...

Craig !! That’s when I was younger lol you see them live ? Yes youtu.be/gDaie7xlDyg?...

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lol Craig is this about me ? Maybe lol music.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jto...

Craig why do you love me ? Who says I love you ? At night you do. Do I say it in the morning ? Yes you do. The morning means more. It does

Morning Craig Girl I can smell coffee in the pot. Always dark roast. You can always add cream. That’s ur job. Don’t get my account cancelled. lol what’s breakfast ? Sopa de Fideo. What ? stellanspice.com/sopa-de-fideo/

this trial book. Stop reading them. Your closing. He’s a man like any man. He’s been good but he’s made mistakes. Every man has. But ask yourself have you made mistakes too ? When u go in that jury room it’s up to you to decide if this man is the same as you. If he is let him be free Did u win Yes

Craig what’s going on out there ? Monday nite car club. It’s loud. Young boys loud cars. I was young once. Why no cops? Maybe cuz if they’re here they can’t cause mischief elsewhere. youtu.be/LxaA9_mzOz4?...

every one wake up. It’s time for chili !! Ok !! Alice get up you’re serving grate cheese on everyone’s bowl . Yes sir. Linda ur making drinks. who’s at the door . Ida know Brian !! My boss?!? Who’s closing ? Josie. She’ll be here later. Craig told you I made a lot of chili youtu.be/WdZLTnRnHs8?...

Craig this song is about pot. You don’t smoke it. Used to drug free now . Why are you playing it ? Like the song youtu.be/FvmAk7mXtUY?...

Craig those jello shooters . My mom passed out . Alice on the floor . What are you awake ? Cuz you want me to be. Ooh what now ? Teach me music.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOk...

Craig what’s this ? Jello shooters . What ? Alcohol is difficult to freeze but if you mix it with jello the jello freezes. Slurp it. Omg . Get you messed up

Craig your grandaughter looks a lot like your daughter. Funny how that works. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

Craig what’s dinner. How many am I cooking for ? Me my mom and Alice. She’s broke. Already making a really big pot of chili meat beans onions green things some spice not a lot cuz I’m old rice cheese . Tequila. What ? It’s usually vodka. It’s usually not chili youtu.be/KVoXbiyk124?...

Craig what’s lunch ? Made a stew out of left overs. What’s in it ? Little bit of everything. How people used to live. Chicken ham steak peas carrots potatoes rice tomatoes red wine white wine McCormacks brown gravy packet. And love youtu.be/Z7Z06qJeZS8?...

Craig what happened with Rosy ? She’s gonna live with Juanita . Knew her mom. Ernie did that ? He knew her mom too. Good good good . No foster care. Good

I’m Rosy. How old are you ? 14. Do I know you ? No you were with my mom, Angelica Lopez. I was. How is she ? Died 2 nights ago. Oh no where’s your Dad ? Gone. Come in. How did you get here ? Walked. How long since you slept ? 2 days. How long since you ate ? 2 days. Okay I’ll cook. Baby make a drink

Craig what’s going on in the Middle East ? Is this the end of days ? No world survived dinosaurs the ice age the crusades (and the ice capades) slavery 2 world wars nuclear bombs in Japan. It will survive Trump Netanyahu and Putin. Maybe not global warming. But we’ll be dead by then. My grandkids

Good morning Craig ! You’re off today why are you up early ? I smelled the coffee and cuz I’m off I can have Bloody Mary’s . Coming up. Will you make pancakes ? Sure

Craig you still awake ? Wasn’t. Am now . What’s up ? I think that stray dog is at the door again. Ok I’ll feed him or her. Never lets me look. Waddya gonna feed him? Got some ground beef was gonna make burgers. I’ll get more. Hi buddy. Here you go and here’s water too. Why don’t you pet him. Not yet

Craig is this song about me ? No is about the lady next door. CRAIG !! She’s gotta be 85 !! Can’t run fast. Shut up !! Don’t you mean be quiet. Craig be quiet music.youtube.com/watch?v=T8As...

Craig we’re eating calamari which is squid . why are some pieces flat some tentacles Squid body has both Ok didn’t think I’d like this but I do. It’s spicy sauce and pasta. You made the salad and the garlic bread. I did. You like the Zinfandel? Yes Play some music youtu.be/Xk2NHZukTYg?...

Craig is this song about you leaving ? No just soft music for dinner youtu.be/pMx7swCqIjU?...

what’s this ? Appetizer. Calamari not ready yet. What is it ? Melba toast cream cheese sliced olives prosciutto & Pinot Grigio What ? I told you about melding flavors and textures. Crunchy soft creamy salty sweetish white wine . Ok ! Then Calamari Fra Diablo Sunday night youtu.be/M7BliFKQ0bc?...

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Craig what’s dinner do I make the menu ? No I special ordered calamari. Is that squid ? I don’t like squid. Ever had it ? No. Gonna make Calamari Fra Diablo. The devil ? Spicy red sauce over pasta. You make the salad and the garlic bread . We have Zinfandel. Craig u die tonight gonna wear you out OK

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Hi Craig. Business pick up ? No. ran out of busy worked called Brian he said cut someone but ask for volunteers . Two girls volunteered. I know boss said one but I cut them both. If we get busy I’ll take a section. You’re getting this manager thing down. I am. What’s lunch ? Thought we could picnic

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