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The 2020 Raj Parr GV. A banger.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Papa Celeste

AMERICAN DREAM, 1776: I hope our new nation can someday fulfill the promise of true democracy for, of, and by the people AMERICAN DREAM, 2025: I hope the unelected billionaire Nazi fries his brain on Ketamine so someone can stop his broccoli-headed teen soldiers from crashing planes

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

Finding it difficult to explain my thoughts on current events to anyone not online or disengaged from the news without sounding like a crazy person.

Thank you, DOGE, for clearly visualizing what incredible value the American people get from their national parks. 17,700 permanent employees making an average of $81,000 a year serving 325 million visitors annually. Is there a better value in the entire federal government?

You are already headed to the Hall of Fame. 3 Super Bowl rings, most postseason catches, etc. There is nothing left to accomplish. I don’t usually give relationship advice but brother you must devote all your focus to making sure you get married to your beautiful billionaire girlfriend

The wife rented Conclave last night while I was sleeping so my thanks to the Eagles for handling business early enough that I can watch it tonight at a responsible hour before the rental runs out.

Kids ask your parents what it was like in the 80s and 90s when all the Super Bowls were like this.

Shane Gillis and Post Malone somehow starring in the best commercial of the night. That’s the power of Peyton Manning

SERENA

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

Mahomes looks god awful and yet somehow Drake is still going to have a worse night.

America right now with the Eagles up 24-0…

Michael Jordan never threw two interceptions in the Super Bowl.

Ball game.

Let’s get a live look at that Kansas City offensive line…

Probably not a good sign that the most interesting parts of this game so far are the bullshit penalties.

My 8 year old: “Is that a human seal?” Me: “That guy is a singer. His name is Seal.” 8-year-old, totally deadpan: “That’s hilarious.”

Make up call.

I really didn’t think we’d the “KC gets all the calls” ball rolling this early.

America the Beautiful was a 100/10. Holy SHIT

Bradley Cooper got me ready to run through two brick walls.

Harry Connick Jr performing live at the Super Dome with a bad ass marching band. Women over 50 are absolutely in their bag right now. And I’m with them.

Starting to fear this is one of those Super Bowls that outrages the highest percentage of people possible. So I guess it’s Butker with a late, clutch FG. Chiefs 24, Birds 21.

Honestly we’re a pretty decent bunch. Wait. Sweet Jesus is it me?

I wrote about the idiotic and anti-human vision that is currently replacing the republic. I will now go back to thinking about what a cleansing flood might look like. defector.com/billionaire-...

Through the ugliest of manly tears… Go birds.

Just realized Doncic to the Lakers is this meme come to life.

Have come to the conclusion that the only way to explain the Doncic trade is that JJ’s homeowners insurance policy called for him to be compensated with an All-NBA player in case of fire damage.