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Sometimes I make my own falafel at home. Isn’t that interesting?
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Shoot me your cell number if you want me to text you “I love weed” every couple months.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I think Trump’s analogy of this being like a surgery with the expectation of recovering better than we started out is a pretty good one but I sure as shit don’t remember him getting the country’s informed consent.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My god if I see one more Democrat agreeing that we need to eliminate “waste, fraud and abuse” without demanding to know exactly who is defining those terms and exactly how they are defined, well, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably just be ineffectually frustrated.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Like I understand the appeal of marrying your best friend but might I suggest marrying your hottest friend and getting to best later on.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Coming up on one year since my stem cell transplant. Is that a cancerversary? Do people call it that? I hope not. I don’t care for it one bit.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Nepo baby quiz: without googling, can you name Patrick Schwarzenegger’s famous dad?

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Hmm one of these characters seems uptight and straight laced while the other is more free spirited. Interesting dynamic. Fucking wild to think how it might play out.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

So many good ones. Maya Hawke, Jack Quaid, Margaret Qualley, Zoe Kravitz and of course little Tom Cruise Heidecker (RIP)

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

DO YOU HEAR ME WORLD?? I LOVE THE NEPO BABIES (acting only).

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I can’t bring myself to post about important stuff but do want to say that I LOVE many of acting’s most prominent nepo babies.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The On Cinema Oscar special is all that I hoped it would be and more

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The “Trump vote regretters” are the new small town diner patrons. To the extent they exist, they are a few scattered individuals, not a movement. Those building social media followings out of it are grifters until proven otherwise.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I can comfortably claim double digits without even drastically relaxing the definition of petted

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Severance makes me very emotional over how long it’s been since I’ve had sex in a tent.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Over and over again I try to use the force to shut off a light switch or grab a tissue from across the room and it almost never works.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Wait what if the outie shaved a message into his or her pubes?????

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

Good things about limiting social media include not having to deal with dear friends on FB telling me that DOGE isn’t really cutting cancer research so their vote didn’t hasten my death, or strangers on Twitter telling me the same thing while incorporating the r-word or a gay slur.

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

Tommy Tuberville issuing a press release clarifying he never coached Mahomes.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Start dealing with the fact that this is the new face of modern fitness.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

They are going to find some black woman or trans person with some level of involvement in flight safety and that will be all the evidence they need. I want to fucking puke.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Feels trite to post anything other than doom or outrage but my son is getting pretty good at guitar (solo at around 1:05) youtu.be/lZowyZ2oXT4?...

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment