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Tea blogger ACNH dream codes: Red Crane: DA-3852-9978-4700 Okamishima: DA-6024-3593-8733 Fernfrost: DA-2935-2515-2233
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LRS: Real ID doesn't seem to be working for a lot of domestic flights for reasons. Bring your passport if you have one.

I just checked in at the Atlanta airport and the kiosk wanted me to show a "passport or permanent residence card." The airline rep who was helping me said "I don't know why it's doing this it's been doing it all morning."

Red Crane Library at night #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #acnh #NintendoSwitch

Red Crane Onsen at night!

Have you ever wondered why all the red bibs/aprons on statues in Japan? It's about caring for the spirits of babies and children stuck in limbo, the power of the color red, and empathy. I talk a lot more about it on the linked episode👇: tinyurl.com/45uuspz9

Up and at em

General warning for the skyline: Please don’t engage with Sentiment Bot, as it was created by someone who has a history of engagement farming via antisocial behavior, most notably harassing Palestinian accounts

look at this absolute unit

Just in case we need another reason to stop shopping at Amazon.

Every time I read the headlines, @effinbirds.com

The Invincible Czars are BACK at The Grand Cinema on 4/17 with TWO silent film classics: The Phantom of the Opera (1925) & The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920).⁠ Single tickets are $25 each, Double Feature tickets are $40 ⁠ Get tickets: grandcinema.com/invinciblecz...

It's #StPatricksDay, so we're rocking our annual Irish tea witch celebration and offering you 17% off the following blends with code "HappySnakeDay" today only: - Serpent's Garden - Sealskin - Irish Cream Black - Irish Breakfast www.fridaytea.com/discount/Hap...

Hi, if you have an Alexa machine thingy robot or whatever, get rid of it.

Rainy days and Mondays always get you down? Respond like the old ones would. Drink strong tea, hide inside your mossy haunted cottage in the dark forest, and blame goblins for your problems.

An unexpected bloom on the patio garden.

Sparking Violetear — lifer 🪶

Don't put off until tomorrow what you could do today, like growing fierce antlers, festooning them with flowers, and showing the other shoppers at the market what true & radiant beauty looks like.

Returned home after a weekend away to find the place filled with the aroma of an open bottle of nailpolish. I haven't opened a bottle in over a year. The Beffudlement.

Reminder that za/um is made up of businesspeople that stole disco elysium from the creators, kicked them out of the company, are currently suing them, and are making a mobile game of disco elysium Do not pay money for DE, and do not give za/um a cent otherwise www.newsweek.com/entertainmen...

Eyy, Red XIII made it into the Rebirth concert! And highly enjoyed it too! I couldn't go 5 feet without people asking for pictures, which was *incredible.* I also...think I met Yuffie's voice actor, Suzi Yeung? And I might have totally blown her off because I can't see in suit? I'm devastated!

It's that time of year again... It wouldn't be Saint Patrick's Day without the Leprechaun Brothers singing Danny Boy 🍀 The Swedish Chef, Animal, and Beaker from the Wally Boag episode of The Muppet Show in 1981

I'm dying! I'm dying!

When I posted this many folks said this likely isn't an injury, it's just something they do to stay warm, and OMG today over 100 sanderlings flew in right next to me and almost all of them were hopping on one foot. See thread for more 😭🪶

Theeere it is

I hadn’t heard anything about this book until I read coverage of the lawsuit. It’s currently the #5 top selling book on Amazon.

Today's weather: Cloudy with icy wind, warm and sunny, SNOW?!, warm and sunny, rainy, warm and sunny, and hail for seasoning.

ALL HAIL THE BLOOD WORM MOON IT RISES RED IN THE SKY, PLUMP WITH VENGEANCE, SLICK WITH FERAL SUBTERRANEAN SECRETIONS LET IT GUIDE US IN OUR FERAL CRUSADE AGAINST OUR OPPRESSORS

Guess who recently looked up how to disappear the minimap overlay and is making that everyone's problem?

This is certainly a piece of information you have shared with me, Beedle.

DOCTOR: we had to take out most of your colon ME;

A new look for the kaiseki restaurant inside Red Crane's indoor market. #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #acnh #NintendoSwitch

The thing that was making America great was apparently lead.

OH HELL YEAH SPINAL TAP π youtu.be/P-Y51nBET8k

It's ok to not feel ok. It's ok to let your fangs & claws grow ragged. It's ok to look like a feral forest creature. It's ok to let your moss coat drag behind you as you skulk through the gloom, spreading mischief in the dark.

Your regular reminder that your posts absolutely will be processed & tracked, if you are considered a person of interest. The company is called "ShadowDragon"; it's based out of Wyoming, Texas, Alabama

Fwiw, the first 24 hrs after the shot were painless. The second night into the next morning was all aches. Even my eyeballs hurt. I belatedly remember why I usually get vaccines on Friday evenings and not Saturdays.

I happened to be on Satori Mountain when the blood moon arrived.

Boss keeps giving me fancy caramel sauce every new year and I keep not knowing what to do with it. It only took a year to remember that caramel apples are a thing that exists.

2025 mood courtesy @effinbirds.com

Keeping up with the news makes you think that somewhere, locked in a room, there's an immortal and very much cursed Billy Joel chained to a computer, endlessly churning out a dot matrix printer paper tapestry of fresh WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE lyrics in some kind of Sisyphean punishment.

"Mario" day bugs me because MAR10 is obviously Mar-Ten. It's Marten day