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I’m never walkin alone over here

He’s not working he’s playing Baldur’s Gate 3 on that thing

The entirety of the Braves media apparatus and management desperately trying not to say the word “uppity”

Live look inside the Raw after Wrestlemania production meeting

Mentally I am here

*extremely Konnan shitting his pants in public voice* checkmate Tony Khan

I hope the tariffs squeeze what little life remains out of these places and they get not a cent of help not available to every city dweller

tfw you have to take the fall for your owner that would rather have the first Dave & Buster’s franchise in Gaza than Luka

Some WWE wrestler today for some reason: Mel Phillips was a victim of cancel culture

NBA teams are already back to explicitly calling for gun reform Woke 2 rapidly approaching

WWE thinking they can trade the soyface Marvel Disney pervert crowd for the black backwards baseball hat zyn and ten beers a day at age 43 UFC crowd is so funny

I do not know what an “iDubbz” or “content cop” is leave me alone

Completely cooked it’s so over

2015: “American intervention in Central and South America is fraught and often unethical. America needs to stop the imperial power gaming.” 2025: “It’s time to teach Nayib Bukele why we call the AC-130 the Four Fans of Freedom.”

I work at the spreadsheet factory

Maybe they shouldn’t skip college then

I think my favorite people in this whole mess are the ones that think they’re getting lower mortgage rates

so are the tariffs good and based and going to bring back the factories or are the factories negotiable

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Houston uncs fuckin these kids up

Further deindustrialization will prevent future Jelly Rolls from existing

#darkwoke

Listen up, PMC laptop spreadsheet class *destroys economy for everyone except the PMC laptop spreadsheet class*

I would simply not pay the tariffs

Snitker being told the Profar news and letting out the most detached “hmm” you’ve ever heard

They should forcefully retire him now

The thing about conservatives is: they are evil and violent and they should be put down like rabid dogs

I am also saying this to coal miners

“God’s country” (desolate town where the economic and social center is a strip mall with a Ross Dress for Less and Subway)

Putting tariffs on all imports after designing my economy as the global consumer of last resort because unemployed fentanyl addicted racists think they want to work in a toaster factory again.

Have conservatives considered trying to get their cracker horde base to stop demanding fentanyl in such numbers that elicit trafficking