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gonna smelt my own pig iron too

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Who up awarding they worm

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There should be a tribute to David Lynch, where they just show 60 seconds of a static shot of a steam filled underground corridor, with a flickering fluorescent light backed with ominous washing and a distant scream

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Releasing my “I am not a serial sexual predator” statement exclusively to the SEC frat boy date rape website

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just got luka'd. my boss saw me drinking a beer after work and he got so mad he traded me to an email job in california

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elon: we are finally ending the $80 billion woke flu vaccine and giving people the freedom they deserve 6k💬 147k♻️ 1.1mm❤️ [post unavailable, click to see] grimes: please call me back it's about Xa-17cT he needs emergency surgery but the hospital needs your signature please it's important

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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

submitted 11 days ago • 34 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 13 days ago • 84 comments

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

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could she hoop

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Everyone’s criticizing RFK Jr before he even spends one day on the job. But keep in mind he’s going to kill more Trump voters than anybody else possibly could

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“why does he think the Navy is so wea..ah that’s why”

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All conservatives fucking love sick and dead kids. The only thing they love more than sick and dead kids is molesting them.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

They won the Great Recession and want to bring it back (got to buy assets for almost negative interest rates at low prices and mostly were senior enough not to get laid off)

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

free him

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For right wingers this was the make my kids talk to me again, Mr. President election

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Flag on the play. Looks like it’s “having a big play against the Chiefs”

submitted 22 days ago • 46 comments

i'm not tuning out. i am specifically trying to drive this newspaper into bankruptcy.

submitted 23 days ago • 114 comments

his HUD when he looks at the cyberpunk gun on his nightstand now shows a 'PRESS X TO INTERACT' sign

submitted 24 days ago • 8 comments

Elizabeth Warren awakens from her slumber, gun in hand. Someone will die for killing her child.

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Bitcoin -rancid user base -mainly useful for buying drugs 12 years ago -horrible use of energy -mostly just securities fraud dressed up BitTorrent -cool user base -incredibly useful -runs on the charity of strangers -a reliable place to get DBZ with “the good audio”

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The 101st airborne descending on Hitlerville, Idaho to enforce liberalism:

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They know what creates Republican voters after the way Gen X voted

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Oh I’m sorry I thought comedy was legal again

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Americans view economy like

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I will be the new Fentanyl Czar, I will work as hard as possible to ensure all conservatives get the fentanyl they desperately crave

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