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The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?

Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Maybe Qatar can give us an air traffic control system to match the plane with which they’re bribing our president?

A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT JUST GAVE HIM A PLANE

President Trump reportedly is set to accept a luxury Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet as a gift from Qatar's ruling family during his trip to the Middle East this week, and U.S. officials could convert the plane into a potential presidential aircraft.

WELKER: Did Elon Musk ask you to cut air traffic controllers directly? DUFFY: We were having a conversation about, who do we preserve? I wanted in those probationary employees to preserve air traffic controllers. We went back and forth.

On what planet is a jet provided by a foreign government ever something that the U.S. Government would rely upon for the security of the President of the United States?

Stop taking this administration at its word

BAIER: “The economy shrank for the first time in 3 years…” JD VANCE: “This is Biden’s economy.” 🤡

BREAKING: India accuses Pakistan of breaching a ceasefire along their border after reaching a deal hours earlier.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is lying about the qualifications of his pick for surgeon general. But if the lie doesn't convince you, he's also argued her lack of qualifications is exactly what makes her such a great fit with his Make America Healthy Again agenda. No, seriously.

Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.

He’s currently plating the Oval Office in gold while selling luxury dinners at his private golf club to rich foreigners who buy his personal crypto token. You know, poor people shit.

NEW: The Trump administration is looking into suspending people’s right to challenge their incarceration in court, to carry out President Donald Trump’s mass deportation efforts, White House aide Stephen Miller said Friday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

All these Fox hosts/contributors in the administration are now going to assemble and form an inept and drunk maga Voltron @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

They’re the same picture

REPORTER: But we're seeing as a result that ports here in the US, the traffic has really slowed and now thousands of dockworkers are truck drivers are worried about their jobs TRUMP: That means we lose less money ... when you say it slowed down, that's a good thing, not a bad thing

we need to acknowledge the uncomfortable truth that the number one qualification for getting a top job in the Trump administration is defending Trump on Fox

Now THIS is the sort of state media that North Korea would be proud of!

Who’s gonna be the first Cardinal to say. “I didn’t come here to make friends.”

Great source of protein

Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing

It's tough to refer to someone as a criminal if you've given them no due process to determine whether they're a criminal. Like if you get arrested and get a trial and are convicted of 34 felony counts. That's due process. You can call that guy a criminal.

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

NEW: Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, leaked records reviewed by WIRED reveal.

UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported

JUST IN: Pakistan's military tells CNN it shot down two Indian Air Force aircraft after India said it struck sites in Pakistan and Pakistan-administered Kashmir. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4jB7beC

Riggs: My opponent—there are a hundred counties in North Carolina. He picked four of the most Democratic counties and challenged the military and overseas voters in those four counties only. We were gratified that the federal court yesterday upheld every one of the arguments we made..

Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."

Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.

I’m surprised the Trump regime let this out.

Scanlon: The Gulf of Mexico was so named over 500 years ago. If we want to update that name to reflect our current culture, maybe we should call it the Sea of Emoluments—you know, the place where we can board the Ship of Fools and navigate from a State of Ignorance to the Confederacy of Dunces…

BREAKING WSJ: Pete Hegseth used Signal more extensively for official Pentagon business than previously disclosed, engaging in at least a dozen separate chats. In one case, he told aides on the app to inform foreign governments about an unfolding military operation. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

NEW: Hegseth had at least a DOZEN signal chats going, set up using an unsecured "dirty" line on his private phone from his Pentagon office. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

BREAKING: Harvard University will receive no new federal grants until it meets the White House's demands, Trump administration says.

🚨BREAKING: Federal District Court REJECTS Republican effort to overturn North Carolina Supreme Court election result. Orders the state to certify the results of the election and not proceed with the cure process. Congratulations to our clients, the ELG team, Justice Riggs and the voters of NC!

Every time you see Pam Bondi making idiotic claims on TV, remember that she was Trump’s second choice after this guy www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

Make a movie a national security threat: E.T. The Extra Terrorestrial

Voight, Gibson and Stallone, Trump’s “Ambassadors to Hollywood” are gonna be even more popular now!

Trump: "We can't have a trial for every single person. That would be millions of trials ... I don't think the Supreme Court will stand for that. I can't believe it. Because you know what? If they do, we're not gonna have a country."

Trump announces 100% tariff for movies produced outside US reut.rs/3GRsD0k

I may be the only lawyer targeted by Trump willing to speak on camera, but for me it wasn't a choice. All of us have an obligation to speak out against what Trump is doing. All of us have an obligation to fight for democracy. I am fortunate to be a lawyer and to have a platform -- and I will use it.

Gee wonder who that would benefit!

May the 4th be with you! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social