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this is the eventual scarf that i’m practicing knitting linen stitch with and i really like the look of this stitch. it’s really soft and flexible so far

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

i’ve been trying to grow chamomile from seed for like a decade (off and on not every year) with no success but i finally got a little plant over the weekend and it’s been perking up under my grow light since sunday i hope i can make tea this yearrrr

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy Birthday Sanji! 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍 #Sanjiweek2025

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

update on neighbors dogs: they’re not over there anymore but i guess the neighbors decided to give them a weekend and most of monday home alone just for fun. just to terrorize me

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Interview X - WHEE! #EXO #XIUMIN #art

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

that is currently my only life update i’ve been at my wits end for days i didn’t realize my wits end would last as long as it has

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

neighbors dogs have been going insane again for over an hour :) these ppl haven’t been at this house since like friday so none of the noise complaints they’ve gotten have been delivered to anyone yet

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

songs i could take a bite out of open.spotify.com/track/76lRua...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

sesame seeds

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

do they just not make blueberry chex cereal anymore what the hell

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i’m keeping track of how many rows i’m knitting for this linen stitch scarf and something about having a number attached to it is so much more impressive. this may be like maybe a foot of fabric but it’s 86 rows actually

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

no creatures on this planet more irritating than the neighbors stupid dogs. why are you barking for 2 straight hours

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

mourning joanns idk where other good brick and mortar fabric stores are near me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

FYI The Joann website is no longer taking any online orders. This means any website you might see advertised on social media claiming to be associated with the Joann liquidation sale is a scam. Please tell anyone you think might be susceptible to falling for this.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

work has been running me ragged lately i genuinely do not have any thoughts in my head to share most of the time

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

submitted 6 days ago • 100 comments

800 OUTFITS. 398 ARTISTS!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE: This is the Sanji Art Collab! Thank you to our incredible artists for making this an amazing event and happy birthday Sanji! Full res + individual art: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

the old butch on the pottery show we’ve been watching got sent home right before the end and i’m still sad about it. she beefed the assignment so i can’t even disagree that’s the worst part

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

neighbors dogs have been barking since midnight-30 this is really insane living conditions i’m in rn

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

we need the glass snapple bottles back

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Snapple Mint Iced Tea (1987-2007): This mint-infused iced teas was one of Snapple's original varieties, and was solidly popular for nearly 20 years before being given the axe as part of an effort to shake up their product line. Briefly revived as a special limited-edition item in 2009.

submitted 330 days ago • 12 comments

i bought some plant seeds the other day and i’m soooo excited for them to come in i want to try growing cucumbers and dill this year

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

pouring one out for all the hours i spent chatting with internet friends on this bitch before microsoft got it. i think i tried logging back in a few years ago to see if any of them were saved and it was so awful to use

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i dont think ive had more than 5min at work today without something else popping up in our inbox. and i have to do this again tomorrow? omfg

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i cant remember the last time i applied to a position at prh but i just got a rejection email for one. im not convinced anyone actually gets these jobs

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

i didn’t expect to do as much accounting at this job as i do and i must say that a shocking number of people just do whatever in spreadsheets. there’s random transactions highlighted and strange numbers pulled from thin air all over this one i’m looking at now

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost

submitted 13 days ago • 22 comments

Just trying to enjoy her bucket in peace. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

submitted 14 days ago • 110 comments

its so cool that my mom does piano accompaniment for a college music department but unfortunately that means she has to learn the songs that some college kids pick for recitals and some of these are total ass

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

my parents are the awful combo of completionist father and mother with a low capacity for sitting down and watching stuff so needless to say theyre getting through one piece even slower than i expected and im not able to talk my dad out of some filler arcs anymore

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment